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was there actually ever a time in the human history when football was about happiness, fair play, fun, giving it all you got, and the people actually were friendly, or at least they weren't fucking arguing all the time ?
let everyone support whoever they want, you people suck
let everyone support whoever they want, you people suck

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I'm speechless, but fuck them, fuck them, bro

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Giuseppe Rossi?! 30 Million Euros?! Really?!
Fuck You Josep Guardiola!
From The Bottom of My Heart.
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gejmik wrote:*cough*Zola*cough*UEFA cup*cough*more bullshit*falls over due to excessive fake coughing*Sumchuck41 wrote: Chelsea were nothing before all the money. Fuck Chelsea :D
(yeah I get it, I can't say I'm Chelsea fan if I wanna live, everyone loves Cardiff here.)

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That's what I'm talking about. Not everyone loves Barca. I don't mind them, I don't love them, I don't care (though Messi is God and Xavi is Jesus)Still Waiting wrote:GTFOgejmik wrote:*cough*Zola*cough*UEFA cup*cough*Sumchuck41 wrote: Chelsea were nothing before all the money. Fuck Chelsea :D
(yeah I get it, I can't say I'm Chelsea fan if I wanna live, everyone loves Liverpool here.)
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what's the thing with Skrtel ? If he plays tomorrow, it will really be his 38th game in league this season ? It is kinda cool

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How come people are comparing between Messi and Maradona/Pele? Are they nuts?
Those guys played for like 25 years! Messi has only been around for 5 years! Let the man play football, we shall compare him to other people when his career is over.
Those guys played for like 25 years! Messi has only been around for 5 years! Let the man play football, we shall compare him to other people when his career is over.
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season over. what the fuck am I supposed to do for 3 months?!
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1- Barça - Utd Saturday.Bobbyjames wrote:season over. what the fuck am I supposed to do for 3 months?!
2- Euro 2012 Qualifiers ( some decent games are due in June)
3- Copa America ...Starting July 1st.
4- Shitload of friendlies and all that crap that clubs do to prepare the new season.
5- And the most important thing : Transfers, it's gonna be a really hot summer this year!
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Madjid wrote:1- Barça - Utd Saturday. fuck UtdBobbyjames wrote:season over. what the fuck am I supposed to do for 3 months?!
2- Euro 2012 Qualifiers ( some decent games are due in June) YAWN
3- Copa America ...Starting July 1st. Suarez love fest please
4- Shitload of friendlies and all that crap that clubs do to prepare the new season. YAWN
5- And the most important thing : Transfers, it's gonna be a really hot summer this year! too much of a shitstorm to enjoy!
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Love the Transfers Shitstrom!
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it gets really boring after a while, you trawl through the various fansites and everyone decides they are "in the know" and will tell you X player will be signing blah blah blah when in reality they haven't got a clue! then you have the media who seem to just make up stories half the time over here. the only highlights are when you actually do sign someone and the last day of the window and everyone goes nuts! transfer dealdine day can be quite entertaining!
I do agree with you on the big summer for transfer though, so many teams need to improve their squads and I can see a fair few big money moves again.
I do agree with you on the big summer for transfer though, so many teams need to improve their squads and I can see a fair few big money moves again.
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I was thinking about the same thing, without league games on Sunday or Saturday it will be fucked up, although I usually do something else on the weekends, but football was always there when I had absolutely no plans ..

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Iceland's volcano fucking up our plans, again
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I read today that they're gonna go by plane, no matter when, Thursday or even Wednesday, but it will be by plane.Still Waiting wrote:Iceland's volcano fucking up our plans, again
As for fans, they might travel by bus to Paris, then the plane to London.
Fuck i would go on camel from Mascara to London for the big game!
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Any scoreline predictions? I think whoever scores first will win two - one
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I'm thinking 2-1 as well, to Barca. should be a great game though. I can see Utd causing Barca some problems.
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3-0 To baça!
Messi scores one goal, and hello FIFA BALLON D'OR 2011!
Messi scores one goal, and hello FIFA BALLON D'OR 2011!
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6-0 to Barca, MU will only be allowed to bring 6 players on the pitch
I think that these two are the two best teams out there this year, the little things will decide the winner tomorrow's night, I think that Barca is a better team if we look at the players alone, but I find MU to be more organized ...
I have a huge respect for Sir Alex Ferguson, but also Pep is fucking talented and he has his whole career ahead, I am still not totally convinced if he will manage to lead a different team as good as he can lead Barca, that's why I think that he should stop thinking about leaving, but if he believes in his qualities, than I wish him the best of luck with any team he will ever lead
I respect both of the teams, but I prefer MU, cause I prefer the British football style ...
I'm not gonna see the game though, I have some different plans out of my house for this weekend, so I won't be anywhere near to TV or PC

I think that these two are the two best teams out there this year, the little things will decide the winner tomorrow's night, I think that Barca is a better team if we look at the players alone, but I find MU to be more organized ...
I have a huge respect for Sir Alex Ferguson, but also Pep is fucking talented and he has his whole career ahead, I am still not totally convinced if he will manage to lead a different team as good as he can lead Barca, that's why I think that he should stop thinking about leaving, but if he believes in his qualities, than I wish him the best of luck with any team he will ever lead
I respect both of the teams, but I prefer MU, cause I prefer the British football style ...
I'm not gonna see the game though, I have some different plans out of my house for this weekend, so I won't be anywhere near to TV or PC

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