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this video with fouls is supposed to prove that Barca's players are fair ? yes, RM's players do foul, as MU players do, Liverpool's players do, Napoli players do ... it's a known fact ... but after being fouled, you don't have to lie on the ground for 2 minutes, do you ?

I think I made it clear that RM's players are not fair, but neither are Barca's players ... and Mou is not right about Ramos, he was emotional just as Pep got emotional before when he got pissed off, it's totally understandable, but he's right about Pepe and Van Persie and Chelsea, at least in my opinion, I remember back then the game with Chelsea, I still can't believe that game was declared as legit ...

Barca is an awesome team, but they're not saint, and they don't have to be the best team with the best style for everyone, which many Barca fans don't wanna hear about ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:this video with fouls is supposed to prove that Barca's players are fair?
No, this video wasn't response to you, because i was done talking to you about this matter.
It just shows how much i hate Mourinho.

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oh, cool, than it's alright :winkwink:
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Madjid wrote:
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Gibsum 41 wrote:Despite being a RM fan, I'm with Madjid on this one. Mourinho should've started attacking with an offensive lineup, and instead he tried holding Barça off until they got tired enough for his team to score (similar to what happened in the Copa del Rey final and hence his substitution for Adebayor). To me personally, Pepe did not deserve to get sent off, but even if he hadn't, I think the best result Real could've gotten out of that match would've been a 0-0. I think an offensive lineup, similar to the one he used against Valencia, would've worked a lot better in this scenario. I was hugely disappointed with how they played tonight.
And yes Madjid, Messi's second goal was amazing! I don't like to admit it, but that was top class football at its very best.
they did so before, 5:0 was the result
Yes, but it was different then because that game was played in Camp Nou, with Ronaldo and Benzema being Mourinho's best hopes for a striker. In this case, not only should they have taken advantage of playing a home game, but they had many more attacking lineup options now having Kaka and Higuain fit enough to play at least one half of the game.
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^ + Adebayor lulz.

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Eto's handball - I have never seen any other time when a handball like this WASN'T a penalty. He just couldn't have his arm higher. If this isn't a penalty, then NOTHING is penalty. That day, Övrebo ruined my whole year and he kinda made me a Barca hater for a year. If I met him, I would seriously tell him he's fucking moron.

edit. and Pique the same thing! I watched Barca - Real, Xabi Alonso had a hand exactly like this, it wasn't in a penalty area, but it doesn't matter, it was ball for Barcelona.
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FuckT41182 wrote:this video with fouls is supposed to prove that Barca's players are fair ? yes, RM's players do foul, as MU players do, Liverpool's players do, Napoli players do ... it's a known fact ... but after being fouled, you don't have to lie on the ground for 2 minutes, do you ?

I think I made it clear that RM's players are not fair, but neither are Barca's players ... and Mou is not right about Ramos, he was emotional just as Pep got emotional before when he got pissed off, it's totally understandable, but he's right about Pepe and Van Persie and Chelsea, at least in my opinion, I remember back then the game with Chelsea, I still can't believe that game was declared as legit ...

Barca is an awesome team, but they're not saint, and they don't have to be the best team with the best style for everyone, which many Barca fans don't wanna hear about ...
blablabla chealsea second leg, what about the first leg? what about the time when pierluigi collina screw it up big time?, what about last year in milan with that portuguese fella? what about the first champhion he won ?
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chelsea first leg? what was there? The team can't play on nou camp without conceding a goal?

there will never be bigger help to Barca than it was in case of Chelsea.. Övrebo is just one.. no referee can be this stupid. What's the worst part? 3 Chelsea players were penalised afterwards, Övrebo nothing, I would never let this moron do anything more than some 5th English league.
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They should score more goals in football, seems like 80% of games they just pass it around to open people in non attacking positions then make one attack, like the Simpsons parody of football was so true.
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Still Waiting wrote:blablabla chealsea second leg, what about the first leg? what about the time when pierluigi collina screw it up big time?, what about last year in milan with that portuguese fella? what about the first champhion he won ?
many people talk about Inter, that the referee fucked it up for Barca with the decision about the ''goal'' ...
but, Inter back than, was the team with the best defense in the CHL, and the team with the best counter - attacks, so you really think that Barca would score two goals without Busquets and his little act to get a red card for Motta(I think) ...in those two games, referee fucked up for Inter and for Barca too ...
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Tyler. wrote:They should score more goals in football, seems like 80% of games they just pass it around to open people in non attacking positions then make one attack, like the Simpsons parody of football was so true.
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RM are one goal down against Zaragoza.
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fuck Real, Inter is one goal down to Cesena, gotta hope we'll win tonight !
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How shitty is that goalkeeper.
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Tyler. wrote:They should score more goals in football, seems like 80% of games they just pass it around to open people in non attacking positions then make one attack, like the Simpsons parody of football was so true.
lol I love that episode, football is 60% chance ,20% keeping the ball as much as possible, 10% individual talent, 10% messi
if you keep passing the ball around, it means that your enemy won't score, and it'll probably get more tired, also it usually means more yellowcards for your rival
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how long is the game play in "foot ball" ? cause to me it seems really long. maybe i'd wwatch it if it was shorter

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2712 wrote:how long is the game play in "foot ball" ? cause to me it seems really long. maybe i'd wwatch it if it was shorter

i'd have to rank sports, based on enjoyment/ least boring to holyfuckiwannakillmyself boring:

Canadian Football>American Football>Curling/Hockey>Soccer>Tennis>Basketball>Baseball>Golf
I'm not very well-informed in this, I know that there is a difference between American Football and Rugby, and I know what difference there is, but there is actually a difference between Canadian Football and American Football ?
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Gibsum 41 wrote:
Tyler. wrote:They should score more goals in football, seems like 80% of games they just pass it around to open people in non attacking positions then make one attack, like the Simpsons parody of football was so true.
/Yank
What?
Still Waiting wrote: lol I love that episode, football is 60% chance ,20% keeping the ball as much as possible, 10% individual talent, 10% messi
if you keep passing the ball around, it means that your enemy won't score, and it'll probably get more tired, also it usually means more yellowcards for your rival
It's such a stupid game because of those tactics, I see so many teams go out of games because they defend and plan to score all their goals in the last 10 minutes, they plan that from the start and any extra goals are just luck. I think a team could do well completely redesigning their tactics in a different manner than what most teams do.
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