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Madjid wrote:You two must have watched a totally different game.

Barça VS Man U in the CL final, best two teams in Europe in my opinion, and sorry for everyone who just can't stand that.
I can, believe me I can, but still, it was boring, whining and crying + a shitty red card ...I totally agree about Barcelona's qualities though ;) I have no reason to care if they win or not, so I'm not biased in any way ...

I got to see Mourinho get sent out again, it was fun XD
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FuckT41182 wrote:I got to see Mourinho get sent out again, it was fun XD
No it wasn't fun, his team needs him on the bench, he should start thinking of the team's best intrest, rather than himself for once, who plays like that in a CL semi-final AT HOME! 3 defensive midfielders (Alonso, Pepe, Diara) and no striker? when he played like that in the league game, we all said he didn't need to win, with +8 for the Catalan, but why play defense in a game that you NEED to win it, especially if you're playing at home and you can take advantage of croud support! I'd be furious if he coaches my team regardless of who he is and how many titles he had won.

Now back to you, FuckT, all you talked about was the red card, and Barça players acting, now would you please tell me how did Real Madrid play today? What was the plan? other than Ronaldo's shot on the first half, followed by Ozil's, what did RM accomplish from today's game other than the loss of two VERY important players Pepe and Ramos in the second leg?

And why didn't you talk about Messi's epic goal? I bet the referee scored it for him.

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Despite being a RM fan, I'm with Madjid on this one. Mourinho should've started attacking with an offensive lineup, and instead he tried holding Barça off until they got tired enough for his team to score (similar to what happened in the Copa del Rey final and hence his substitution for Adebayor). To me personally, Pepe did not deserve to get sent off, but even if he hadn't, I think the best result Real could've gotten out of that match would've been a 0-0. I think an offensive lineup, similar to the one he used against Valencia, would've worked a lot better in this scenario. I was hugely disappointed with how they played tonight.
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the game last night was hilarious, so much bullshit going on after all the hype.
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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:I got to see Mourinho get sent out again, it was fun XD
No it wasn't fun, his team needs him on the bench, he should start thinking of the team's best intrest, rather than himself for once, who plays like that in a CL semi-final AT HOME! 3 defensive midfielders (Alonso, Pepe, Diara) and no striker? when he played like that in the league game, we all said he didn't need to win, with +8 for the Catalan, but why play defense in a game that you NEED to win it, especially if you're playing at home and you can take advantage of croud support! I'd be furious if he coaches my team regardless of who he is and how many titles he had won.

Now back to you, FuckT, all you talked about was the red card, and Barça players acting, now would you please tell me how did Real Madrid play today? What was the plan? other than Ronaldo's shot on the first half, followed by Ozil's, what did RM accomplish from today's game other than the loss of two VERY important players Pepe and Ramos in the second leg?

And why didn't you talk about Messi's epic goal? I bet the referee scored it for him.
first, Messi's goal was amazing, he scored better before, I'm used to the fact that he's better than Ronaldo...

second - yes, RM played shit, the biggest shit of all, but still if it was a draw, how it would probably end, they would still have a chance to compete

third - and Mourinho has total right to play the way he wants, he said like thousand times before that for him, 0-0 draw home is a good strategic result ...

forth - the fact that a team plays shit for 89 minutes doesn't mean they can't score 2 times in the end of the match ...
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Gibsum 41 wrote:Despite being a RM fan, I'm with Madjid on this one. Mourinho should've started attacking with an offensive lineup, and instead he tried holding Barça off until they got tired enough for his team to score (similar to what happened in the Copa del Rey final and hence his substitution for Adebayor). To me personally, Pepe did not deserve to get sent off, but even if he hadn't, I think the best result Real could've gotten out of that match would've been a 0-0. I think an offensive lineup, similar to the one he used against Valencia, would've worked a lot better in this scenario. I was hugely disappointed with how they played tonight.
And yes Madjid, Messi's second goal was amazing! I don't like to admit it, but that was top class football at its very best.
they did so before, 5:0 was the result ... Mou knows that his team needs work and also knows that Barca's style was built by 3 coaches and Pep was working there for years, one year is not enough, and for RM that didn't win a shit in the last years, this year definitely should be considered as successful ...

I'm not a fan of neither of those clubs, and yesterday both players were diving, Di Maria dived, yes, but than he stood up and the game carried on, I hate it anyway, but Pedro,Alves,Busquets ? They were a typical example of why is the ENGLISH football better than the SPANISH football ...also Pepe was kinda shitty ...

+ Barca fans are spitting insults on Mourinho for talking to the referees work before the games, yet they do it in much worse way right on the pitch ... referee couldn't make a single decision yesterday without being surrounded by 5 Barca players
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Did you watch the cup-final?

Real did the same back then. Ramos was a-l-w-a-y-s there, but yeah... Since you're a Real-fan, I suppose you didn't (want to) see it.
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Lars wrote:Did you watch the cup-final?

Real did the same back then. Ramos was a-l-w-a-y-s there, but yeah... Since you're a Real-fan, I suppose you didn't (want to) see it.
how many times do I have to say that I'm not a fan of Real ??? I love Liverpool and Napoli, nothing about Real ...

all I say that imo both of the teams are dirty, Real and Barca, but everyone keeps spitting insults against Real, it's a cool thing to do you know, no matter what Barcelona players will do, it's okay, or just a mistake ... I have players that I like in Barca and also in Real ...

as I said before, Spanish football fans are the worst when we talk about objectivity, Real protect their team, Barca fans protect their team, without any reasonable judgment ...

yesterday, what happens occasionally(or never), Barca was the more unfair team, but only yesterday ... If you don't like this opinion, I don't care, I don't feel any kind of an emotion about El Classico's, I can assure you of that ;)
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Madjid wrote:You two must have watched a totally different game.

Barça VS Man U in the CL final, best two teams in Europe in my opinion, and sorry for everyone who just can't stand that.
I didn't say that.. I just said that Pedro is shit, Dani Alves is ass and Sergio dissapointed me. I do think that Barcelona is probably the best team in the world for past 3-4 years though. And Messi is God.
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Madjid wrote:You two must have watched a totally different game.

Barça VS Man U in the CL final, best two teams in Europe in my opinion, and sorry for everyone who just can't stand that.
I didn't say that.. I just said that Pedro is shit, Dani Alves is ass and Sergio dissapointed me. I do think that Barcelona is probably the best team in the world for past 3-4 years though. And Messi is God.
They haven't held that title exclusively for the past 3 - 4 years though.

Anyone watching Bolton and Fulham last night? *cough*
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the best team doesn't always win the top prizes though, it's what makes football such entertainment!
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I dunno why i'm arguing with you guys, really.

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I was asking myself the same question, I have actually made a promise to myself that I will never ever talk about something that I don't care about
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Porto is slowly becoming one of my favourites teams in the world. I've been watching them for a few years and wow, Falcao and Hulk are such a great players. Though Hulk sometimes fells like.. I don' know.. Ronaldo.
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Gibsum 41 wrote:Despite being a RM fan, I'm with Madjid on this one. Mourinho should've started attacking with an offensive lineup, and instead he tried holding Barça off until they got tired enough for his team to score (similar to what happened in the Copa del Rey final and hence his substitution for Adebayor). To me personally, Pepe did not deserve to get sent off, but even if he hadn't, I think the best result Real could've gotten out of that match would've been a 0-0. I think an offensive lineup, similar to the one he used against Valencia, would've worked a lot better in this scenario. I was hugely disappointed with how they played tonight.
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Gibsum 41 wrote:Despite being a RM fan, I'm with Madjid on this one. Mourinho should've started attacking with an offensive lineup, and instead he tried holding Barça off until they got tired enough for his team to score (similar to what happened in the Copa del Rey final and hence his substitution for Adebayor). To me personally, Pepe did not deserve to get sent off, but even if he hadn't, I think the best result Real could've gotten out of that match would've been a 0-0. I think an offensive lineup, similar to the one he used against Valencia, would've worked a lot better in this scenario. I was hugely disappointed with how they played tonight.
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well, why should I care ?? it's like Owen says, I share his opinion that in that case there should be two yellow cards, one for Pepe and one for Alves, but will any of the Barca fans agree with it ? will any of the Barca fans ever admit that screaming and surrounding the referee wasn't that fair as Barca fans say they are ? will they admit that Pedro,Busquets,Alves and Mascherano manage to cry for 5 minutes and they don't need any contact to it? NO

and also, one of them wrote me that all of these three contacts were fouls ..

having a conversation with a Barca fan goes something like this

Me - Hey man, I respect your team and you being a fan, I really think that Barca's style is effective and it's fucking amazing how they manage to destroy everyone with it, but I really prefer, let's say Inter Milan's style or Liverpool's style, I'm sorry for it, but I just do and I cannot change it ...

Barca Fan - Fuck you, you're a fucking dumb shit and you have no idea what football is, Barca plays the best football in the world and no other team is so good, you're fucking stupid when you like Inter Milan, die you bitch

than I'm like, fuck, this was stupid, is there any team with more stupid fans ? and then RM's fan comes there to protect his team and his post is just as stupid, or even more stupid ...Spanish fans are the most biased fans ever, and no matter how you try to explain them the facts, they just have their own point of view ...

I really am not a Barca hater, but you will probably think so anyway, because I can't write anything against any team without hating it, and after this post you will probably write in every new thread that is made how fucking bad it is to have people like me here, but yes, I don't give a fuck, I still have my opinion, and it will never change

the opinion is what Adebayor said, everyone is looking up to Barcelona as if they were some football gods of fair play, but they aren't so pure imo ...

and anyway, I did react on your post and I'd read it all, I realized that I don't wanna be any part of these conversations just due to the reasons mentioned in this posts, although Spanish media all said that Alves shouldn't have been sent off, but maybe I just found just the 5 medias that are stationed in Madrid, I wouldn't be surprised if I did ...
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Does a player have to lose a leg, for the referee to give a red card? No
Des a player have to be injured for the referee to give a red card? No

If you're referring to me in your last post, which i'm pretty sure you are, i dunno what to say to you, really.

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well, that's my opinion that it should be a yellow card, in PL it definitely would be a yellow, in some cases even no card would be given ...

but I'm more concerned about people saying how fair Barca is and how rotten Real is, and no matter what Barcelona players will do, they'll forever be the good guys, I totally agree that RM's players are motherfuckers, not all of them, but Pepe is a dick, Dive Maria is fucking stupid motherfucker and I don't like Ronaldo as well, but Alves,Busquets and Pedro suck as well, but they're from Barca, so that's cool, they're good kids ...

also, this thing with the referees happens somehow often, Van Persie's red card was a joke too ... and about Chelsea we don't have to talk, there was like 3 or four penalties ...

I really think that it would be better for Barca if there was no red card, cause imo they would go to the finals anyway, and nobody could say nothing against it, cause there would be nothing to talk about ...
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