We should start our own league, masturbating is obviously a well known sport and was surprised that no one had posted the topic yet.
So, the league would involve the participants to post each day on how, where and how long and get points (to be discussed) for each thing. You'd loose points for going a day without tugging on the weiner. winner of the league gets the title The Master bater of TNS.
Whos in?
Masturbation.
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I don't want to be blind.
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All sports have risks!
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You still owe us a videosamueeL wrote:I don't want to be blind.
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You're a lunatic.
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Wow, no takers yet... Really thought this idea would be a successful.
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Re: Masturbation.
I have to admit, masturbation is a cool thing to do. Of course, I would prefer to have a girlfriend but... it's still cool.
Remember what Dave said :
"I do like porn. I mean, if you're saying you don't like porn you're either... a little weird or, you're lying. Stop lying"
Remember what Dave said :
"I do like porn. I mean, if you're saying you don't like porn you're either... a little weird or, you're lying. Stop lying"
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And make it resonate in every building, in every head.
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Re: Masturbation.
As soon as I saw the title, I knew... I knew... You were behind it.
fuck this signature nonsense
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I'm in, If I believed in God, It would be for masturbation
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Re: Masturbation.
good girls don't do that
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Still Waiting wrote:good girls don't do that
you're goddamn right, girls should have nothing down there to tugSemiMental wrote: You'd loose points for going a day without tugging on the weiner.
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Re: Masturbation.
You mean
just use the bit after the =
Edit: I am disgusted.
just use the bit after the =
Edit: I am disgusted.
fuck this signature nonsense
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Re: Masturbation.
I love when threads like that show up :D
I never masturbate, it's bad
I never masturbate, it's bad
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If crowned Master-Bater of TNS, would you have braggin rights?
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I masturbated in a lift full of people..... It was wrong on so many levels
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As long as there's not a lockout...SemiMental wrote:We should start our own league...
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Re: Masturbation.
i just this thread's title'd.