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I forgot how good Rooney actually is , Drogba should've played from the beginning ...
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who saw manchester united - chelsea ? ramires had a good performance ?
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HapinessMachine41 wrote:who saw manchester united - chelsea ?
We all did.
HapinessMachine41 wrote: ramires had a good performance ?
The entire Chelsea team was shit tbh.

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but if I could say the best player on the pitch yesterday, I's say Ramires and Drogba ...the rest of them kinda sucked, and Ramires is probably out as he got a red card, but the red card was very strict imo, I mean, in PL it wouldn't be a red card, in SP it probably would ...
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now let's hope Utd don't win the whole thing. I'll kill myself if Utd won the treble with this squad!
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If I'm not mistaken. If Man Utd do win in Europe. Doesn't that help with the country rating thing? Football Politics isn't my strongest skill by the way.
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Bobbyjames wrote:now let's hope Utd don't win the whole thing. I'll kill myself if Utd won the treble with this squad!
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Boni Boy Blue wrote:If I'm not mistaken. If Man Utd do win in Europe. Doesn't that help with the country rating thing? Football Politics isn't my strongest skill by the way.
yes, but the Premier League are in no danger of losing a place in the Champions League so it won't really make much difference at this point. especially with 3 teams getting to the quarters.
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God i miss Eto'o.
Eto'o on his worst days, is 10 times better than Villa.

But Mascherano is the best deal Barça had under Pep's reign, he does everything on the pitch, and you never see him complain, too bad he's gonna miss Saturday's game because of his 5th yellow card, but he'll rape Ronaldo Wednesday for sure!

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Bobbyjames wrote:
Boni Boy Blue wrote:If I'm not mistaken. If Man Utd do win in Europe. Doesn't that help with the country rating thing? Football Politics isn't my strongest skill by the way.
yes, but the Premier League are in no danger of losing a place in the Champions League so it won't really make much difference at this point. especially with 3 teams getting to the quarters.
If i'm not mistaken there's this kind of ranking, but it doesn't affect the main leagues
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Still Waiting wrote:
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Boni Boy Blue wrote:If I'm not mistaken. If Man Utd do win in Europe. Doesn't that help with the country rating thing? Football Politics isn't my strongest skill by the way.
yes, but the Premier League are in no danger of losing a place in the Champions League so it won't really make much difference at this point. especially with 3 teams getting to the quarters.
If i'm not mistaken there's this kind of ranking, but it doesn't affect the main leagues
it's the League Coefficient. it ranks the leagues within Europe based on how that leagues teams do in the European competitions (Champions League & Europa League) over the last 5 seasons. the scoring determines how many teams in said league qualify for the competitions. right now, The Premier League and La Liga are a fair way ahead of the other leagues (I think the Bundesliga are now in 3rd with Serie A in 4th, so soon Serie A will lose their 4th Champions League spot so the Bundesliga will have 4 Champions League spots).
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yeah,Serie A will loose the fourth spot, that kinda sucks
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Bobbyjames wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:
Boni Boy Blue wrote:If I'm not mistaken. If Man Utd do win in Europe. Doesn't that help with the country rating thing? Football Politics isn't my strongest skill by the way.
yes, but the Premier League are in no danger of losing a place in the Champions League so it won't really make much difference at this point. especially with 3 teams getting to the quarters.
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it's the League Coefficient. it ranks the leagues within Europe based on how that leagues teams do in the European competitions (Champions League & Europa League) over the last 5 seasons. the scoring determines how many teams in said league qualify for the competitions. right now, The Premier League and La Liga are a fair way ahead of the other leagues (I think the Bundesliga are now in 3rd with Serie A in 4th, so soon Serie A will lose their 4th Champions League spot so the Bundesliga will have 4 Champions League spots).
How are those 4 spots divided into? Cause right now we have 2 safe and one quali spot. And do there still remain 2 Europa League spots or what?
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Faeyaner wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:
Boni Boy Blue wrote:If I'm not mistaken. If Man Utd do win in Europe. Doesn't that help with the country rating thing? Football Politics isn't my strongest skill by the way.
yes, but the Premier League are in no danger of losing a place in the Champions League so it won't really make much difference at this point. especially with 3 teams getting to the quarters.
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How are those 4 spots divided into? Cause right now we have 2 safe and one quali spot. And do there still remain 2 Europa League spots or what?
it doesn't come into effect straight, I think it will kick in for the 2012/13 season. you will get 3 automatic spots and 1 qualifier spot. as for the Europa league, you will still get 3 spots, though if it's the same as here at least one of those spots is for the winner of the domestic cup. I don't know exactly how the Europa League placings work for the Bundesliga!
over here, we get 3 spots. 1 for 5th place in the league, 1 for winning the FA Cup and 1 for the League Cup. if the winner of the FA Cup has already qualified for Europe through their league position then it goes to the FA Cup runner up. if they have already qualified for Europe as well, then it goes to 6th place in the league. it's the same with the League Cup, though the runner up doesn't get it if the winner has already qualified, it goes to 7th place in the league. I'm guessing the Bundesliga works the same kind of way!

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Madjid wrote:God i miss Eto'o.
Eto'o on his worst days, is 10 times better than Villa.
If he felt like playing.

I like Villa. He isn't as bigheaded as Eto'o is.
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Here's the current rankings in the link below. England are number 1 at the moment.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~kassiesa/bert/uef ... k2011.html
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He's 6 foot 3 and got long hair , Carroll Carroll
He does cocaine and doesnt care , Carroll Carroll !
He's big he's hard he's fuckin sick
He's better than that Spanish dick
Andy Carroll Liverpools number 9!

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is Torres hatred still that spread in Liv ? I mean, it's understandable, but since he got in Chelsea, nothing works out for him anyway, he plays shit, Chelsea lost their chance to win CHL, probably won't win PL either, ergo the main reason he claims that he came to Chelsea for is now good for nothing, cause as he wouldn't win any trophy with Liverpool, he won't win any with Chelsea this year as well ...

and the next year, I believe Liverpool will get back in the big four (If MC will keep Mancini, then 100% sure :P)
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these guys are cool, I've watched some of their videos before, this one is rad XD
and Puyol, I want him fucking back in play, when is he gonna be alright finally ? he's the best ! He really reminds me of Roberto Carlos with all the amazing saves ...
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we're going to win the title next season.
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