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Bobbyjames wrote:I hate having to wait until Monday for a game.
I hope we're gonna kick their asses them tonight !
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with only half a defence!
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what ? who's out ?
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Johnson, Agger, Kelly, Aurelio with Insua and Konchesky out on loan.
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:I hate having to wait until Monday for a game.
I hope we're gonna kick their asses them tonight !
and I hope for goal from Suarez :happy:
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my fucking classmate told me that they're gonna play tonight, that he's read it in the newspapers earlier in the morning, God bless our Slovak newspapers ..
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well, Aurelio is training again but lacks fitness. Johnson, Kelly & Agger are a few weeks away from getting back to training. obviously Gerrard is out for the rest of the season too, we're looking a bit think at the minute!
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Bobbyjames wrote:well, Aurelio is training again but lacks fitness. Johnson, Kelly & Agger are a few weeks away from getting back to training. obviously Gerrard is out for the rest of the season too, we're looking a bit think at the minute!
I hope City rips the shit out of Liverpool.
Arrogant cunts.

Edit : 3-0 on first half!
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well, Liverpool - Manchester City 3-0 ... great game , some great talents showed up tonight, especially John Flanagan !
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Man City were dogshit. they need to fuck Mancini off in the summer, with the amount of money they've spent they should be well in the title race at this stage of the season.
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so cool , I'm going with MU - Chelsea game tonight, Barca's already in the semi-finals and they probably won't play with the best squad ...

just found out that Ibrahimovic makes 12 millions a year, while the Napoli's 11 makes only 11 millions a year together :)
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^ Solid proof that Ibrahimovic > The entire Napoli squad.

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FuckT41182 wrote:well, Liverpool - Manchester City 3-0 ... great game , some great talents showed up tonight, especially John Flanagan !
I was impressed by Spearing performance. I didn't believe that he can play on that good level as he played yesterday. I hope he will continue his improvement.
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Madjid wrote:^ Solid proof that Ibrahimovic > The entire Napoli squad.
well, at least he was the worst purchase in the football history , I can't quite remember who'd bought him
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I'll be watching the Utd/Chelsea game tonight, hopefully it will be a cracker.
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I have a feeling that the atmosphere is gonna be electric tonight and United are getting the win.
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as long as Torres doesn't score, I'll be happy.
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Bobbyjames wrote:as long as Torres doesn't score, I'll be happy.
He couldn't even score against Wigan.

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Madjid wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:as long as Torres doesn't score, I'll be happy.
He couldn't even score against Wigan.
torres is over
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He has the first touch of a rapist, in fairness. I don't think he'll get any decent chances regardless of whether or not he starts. Maybe that's just me looking at it through red-tinted specs though :happy:
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