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Madjid wrote:It's actually 6 games.
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Spanish super cup first leg
Spanish super cup second leg
How could I even forget about these? :glad:

Anyway, I think it's a pity actually, it'll kinda take the magic away from El Classico.
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http://www.marca.com/2011/04/07/futbol/ ... 30747.html

Andrea, can you please translate? Why is Pep so mad? i think the reporter said something about Chegrinsky and barça's defence that offended Pep, but i don't really get it.

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Madjid wrote:http://www.marca.com/2011/04/07/futbol/ ... 30747.html

Andrea, can you please translate? Why is Pep so mad? i think the reporter said something about Chegrinsky and barça's defence that offended Pep, but i don't really get it.
it's because they let JB in the Barca's training center ! I'd gone mad as well, kill everyone :2cool4u:
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Madjid wrote:http://www.marca.com/2011/04/07/futbol/ ... 30747.html

Andrea, can you please translate? Why is Pep so mad? i think the reporter said something about Chegrinsky and barça's defence that offended Pep, but i don't really get it.
it's because they let JB in the Barca's training center ! I'd gone mad as well, kill everyone :2cool4u:
JB is far more cool/talented than you could ever be.
Now that he has shown his love for barça, JB bashing is NOT TOLERATED on this forum.

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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Madjid wrote:http://www.marca.com/2011/04/07/futbol/ ... 30747.html

Andrea, can you please translate? Why is Pep so mad? i think the reporter said something about Chegrinsky and barça's defence that offended Pep, but i don't really get it.
it's because they let JB in the Barca's training center ! I'd gone mad as well, kill everyone :2cool4u:
JB is far more cool/talented than you could ever be.
Now that he has shown his love for barça, JB bashing is NOT TOLERATED on this forum.
God, I hope he'll never express any of his feelings to Napoli or Liverpool
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There's an unknown world class defender, I think he'll be the next Rio Ferdinand!

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Madjid wrote:http://www.marca.com/2011/04/07/futbol/ ... 30747.html

Andrea, can you please translate? Why is Pep so mad? i think the reporter said something about Chegrinsky and barça's defence that offended Pep, but i don't really get it.
sure man
it says something like this
shaktar was the best team along with betis to play in the nou camp this season?
yeah it's a pretty good team, but you guys saw it and you know better and you'll give your opinion
what do you think about the game?
pretty good team, good match
and what do you thinka about your team?
pretty good too, i'm very satisfied with how they played
how do you value this result ?
it's not final but it's pretty good
are you worried with alves? dunno how to translate this but he's saying something about pep giving alves orders to defend more
every player has its pros, he has more pros than cons that why we have him
have those fears you told us during the press conference faded away?
i'll still have them for next saturday and for next week
could you be more especific about what you don't like ?
no , i'm satisfied with my players we have to keep our feet on the ground
well goodnight i see your not in a talking mood
no, not really

then the reporter says he did not do or say anything wrong to him
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Gerard out for the rest of the season, I'm gonna shot Bobby for this, I promise !
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FuckT41182 wrote:Gerard out for the rest of the season, I'm gonna shot Bobby for this, I promise !
this was known last week!
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FuckT41182 wrote:Gerard out for the rest of the season, I'm gonna shot Bobby for this, I promise !
this was known last week!
but it was confirmed today. sadly.


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it might of been confirmed today, but everyone already knew. we've got nothing to play for now this season anyway! hopefully Stevie will get a good summer break now and come back fit and ready to win the league next season.
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this season we gotta make the best striking duo out of Suarez and Caroll
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according to the word that is spread, 15 000 Napoli fans, tomorrow, in Bologna !!! we have to win
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Barça 3 - Almeria 1

First time in my life i've seen Xavi and Iniesta LITERALLY suck.

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Bologna - Napoli 0:2 - God,Napoli is soo awesome :P
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Madjid wrote:Barça 3 - Almeria 1

First time in my life i've seen Xavi and Iniesta LITERALLY suck.
Hard to believe.
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gejmik wrote:
Madjid wrote:Barça 3 - Almeria 1

First time in my life i've seen Xavi and Iniesta LITERALLY suck.
Hard to believe.
I know, yeah

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Madjid wrote:
gejmik wrote:
Madjid wrote:Barça 3 - Almeria 1

First time in my life i've seen Xavi and Iniesta LITERALLY suck.
Hard to believe.
I know, yeah
probably just a result of Xavi's injury , I'm sure he'll be the best again in the next game
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I hate having to wait until Monday for a game.
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Allright, so Club Brugge, my team, has kicked the shit out of Anderlecht, our rivals.

3-0.

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