Actually, it was yours. And it was actually your dad's dick.Byzzy wrote:that girl was ur sisterZam wrote:I almost fucked your mom.Byzzy wrote:i almost fucked a mormon girl
Dirty Little Secrets - ver. 1 (Get to know your TNS family!)
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SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
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i went to sleep in my bed and woke up on the couch, i was like "wtf?". I used to sleep on the top bunk (now we don't have it anymore) and i fell down from there, luckly i didn't get any broken bones, but a hughe headache, maybe that's the reason im so twisted? I'll never know :DIan wrote:i tried going out the house at like 5am ! sleepwalkingjanetvaher wrote:i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
I once sleepwalked too, i went to the livingroom and asked my father about 4 times what time it is. Then he sayd "GO TO SLEEP!!" then i went back to sleep. At least that's what my father sayd. And my brother...
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the day after last halloween, in school, we were doing some biology crap and we had to cut different papers out, and the kid next to me cut the back end of my index finger off [on accident]. its pretty much grew back since then. it hurt so bad and i cried in front of everyone too. the blood was shooting out of my finger on to the floor, and i was excused from the class for 2 days. =)
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