Well I basically made a thread for keeping everybody's mind off the leak untill it happens. It should work if enough people post to it and stop getting so worked up about the leak. I want to see more tsunami jokes ^^ or anything you want to talk about.
I'll start.
The OFFICIAL (Not) Joke Thread
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The OFFICIAL (Not) Joke Thread
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Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
lol'ing at this thread!
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Santa Claus was too busy to stop in Japan this year so he gave them a big wave as he went by.
What is the Asians new way of keeping fit?? Swim fast
What is the main sport in Japan? BODY SURFING!
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Too soon?
What is the Asians new way of keeping fit?? Swim fast
What is the main sport in Japan? BODY SURFING!
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Too soon?
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
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You need to work on the delivery ^^
Well theyve just released a Green day tap tap in support of Awesome as Fuck- im playing that now. Anybody else like tap tap?
Well theyve just released a Green day tap tap in support of Awesome as Fuck- im playing that now. Anybody else like tap tap?
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I love this guy!!Wennis wrote:Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
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the japanese no longer fear godzilla, as they don't make water wingies in his size.
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At first I thought that the weird sound was the kitty in pain but I guess it's just the guy laughing?Gregorovich wrote:
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Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Hilarious thread, in real good taste. good work.
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Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
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this one is goodsamueeL wrote:Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
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hey have you guys heard that REALLY bad joke about hellen keller? well neither did she.
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dbauer91 wrote:hey did you guys heard that REALLY bad joke about hellen keller? well neither did she.
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If a woman gets hit by a man in a motorbike, whose fault is it?
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Tsunami Jokes...well if you insist...
Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :
"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"
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Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :
"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"
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Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
!!!! :oPyroAMYac wrote:Tsunami Jokes...well if you insist...![]()
Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :
"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"
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Uh.. Ya...Wennis wrote:Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
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Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
what's the difference between the Mexicans and the Japanese?
30,000 people survive after a Mexican wave
I had sex with a Japanese girl last night. foreplay wasn't needed.
she was already wet.
give a Japanese man a fish and he will eat for a day.
give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.
30,000 people survive after a Mexican wave
I had sex with a Japanese girl last night. foreplay wasn't needed.
she was already wet.
give a Japanese man a fish and he will eat for a day.
give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.