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Can't wait for Tuesday!!!!!

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yeah! that'll be the game !


btw: is any of the Barca players gay ??? yesterday a drunk friend of mine was talking about it(he's a big Barca fan),and he said that he seen a picture of one of the players with another guy kissing or holding hands...but he was drunk,so I don't know if he wasn't just talking shit
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hmm,Mourinho was almost stabbed by some fan , but bodyguard jumped in and got stabbed instead of Jose ...this is crazy what are people willing to do for football XD

and btw: I know this is not a football thing,but why the fuck does this still happen ? we got science,fucking doctors and technology and nobody can say that this kid will die while playing a game ?
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FuckT41182 wrote:yeah! that'll be the game !


btw: is any of the Barca players gay ??? yesterday a drunk friend of mine was talking about it(he's a big Barca fan),and he said that he seen a picture of one of the players with another guy kissing or holding hands...but he was drunk,so I don't know if he wasn't just talking shit
Haha, Pique and Ibra made a few headlines last year for this photo:

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yeah that's probably the picture he was talking about :)
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guys are you watching Liverpool? 2:0! I'm happy like hell! Let's keep it this way!

Nani injured by Carragher btw.
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gejmik wrote:guys are you watching Liverpool? 2:0! I'm happy like hell! Let's keep it this way!

Nani injured by Carragher btw.
GO LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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Kuyt hattrick, amazing match for him, amazing match to watch. This is good old liverpool.
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3 - Dirk Kuyt is the third player to score a PL hat-trick against Man Utd, after Egil Ostenstad and David Bentley. Rarity.
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Awesomeeeeee game !
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so fuckin chuffed right now, we played so well and got in their faces from the off! the only low points were the shoddy defending at the end for their goal, and Jamie Carragher being a pleb and nearly breaking Nani's leg, the tit. how he didn't get sent off for that is beyond me! still, I fucking love beating Utd! roll on next season!

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lol you've gotta give it to Rafael, he's fiesty, the Brazilian Neville
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the best part from that was when Suarez randomly pulled his hair.
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yeah the was one of the funny parts of the game ...
and the best moment was executed by Suarez again,when he screwed with 4 MU players and almost scored the goal,if Kuyt wasn't greedy :P
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FuckT41182 wrote:yeah the was one of the funny parts of the game ...
and the best moment was executed by Suarez again,when he screwed with 4 MU players and almost scored the goal,if Kuyt wasn't greedy :P
Lol Kuyt wasn't greedy, Van Der Sar would have saved it or a United defender would have cleared it if he left it. I'm a United fan btw :glad:
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Kuyt was just doing what any other player would of done and what he would of been told to do in a situation like that.
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I know bitches,I just meant that it would probably be a goal anyway and that I take it as a Suarez's work ;)
I would do the same as Kuyt
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after the deflection it would of rolled in as long as the keeper or defender doen't get back in time.
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I think they wouldn't get it,but that doesn't matter at all,I don't support Suarez,but Liverpool,fuck I DO !
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