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same, I'd start with FIFA. well, the morons running FIFA.
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:same, I'd start with FIFA. well, the morons running FIFA.
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just found out that Liverpool might trade Skrtel to Wolfsburg for Simon Kjær ... + 5 millions from Wolfsburg to us...5 millions is not that bad,but I have no idea who that guy from Wolfsburg is...although if Skrtel will be able to play as he did his first season in Liv,then he should stay
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Skrtel has been a bit hit or miss since he broke his jaw.
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I know,although the last matches under Dalglish I'd say they all played good,just Carragher a little better ...it's just a question if Dalglish still trusts him or not ...if not,he should definitely go away or start fighting for his place on the pitch ...I kinda doubt that Dalglish will play with Agger,Carragher and Skrtel like he did against Chelsea ...he might do that against Arsenal,MU,Chelsea or Tottenham ,but not against other teams,especially the teams down there trying to keep their asses in PL...
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that system did work well against Chelsea and Stoke, who knows if he'll keep that system though. the summer window will be interesting though, I can see a number of ins and outs and Liverpool this summer.
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yeah :) I want the best for Liverpool,and the best for Skrtel too as he's our only good defender in the middle of defense...

but still I remember his game a few months ago,the one we've beaten Russia and he was fucking great ...he needs to play the same in every match,I personally am interested in how he will do in the next few weeks ,starting tonight against Sparta Prague ...Agger will probably get him out of the 11 though :)
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well, that was one boring game.
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yeah boring as fuck ...but I knew that as soon as I noticed the starting 11 ...
btw: Napoli - Villareal 0:0 as well ...not as boring as Prague - Liverpool,but still Napoli didn't seem to care much,mainly because of the starting 11

Yebda played from the beggining,wtf ? :D Napoli used this match to try some new things ...
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Barcelona 2 - Bilbao 1

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Napoli-Catania 1:0 :winkwink:
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West Brom 1 - Wolves 1

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RODA JC - FC Groningen 4-1
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I'd like that
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Rosicky scored after 13 months without a goal. Made me quite happy, there is not a lot Czech players out there.. Although I am not so sure he will be in Arsenal next season too.
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Nedved was the best ! I still miss him as a player ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:Nedved was the best ! I still miss him as a player ...
I miss times when there were Pavel Nedved, Jan Koller, then Patrik Berger, Milan Baros and Vladimir Smicer in Liverpool.. Those times are gone, now noone knows czech players.. Our national team is shit. With manager Bilek - the biggest shit who has his place just because he's close friend to Czech football associtaion president. It pisses me off.
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Patrick Berger was amazing, one of my favourite Liverpool players growing up!
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Bobby 'The Rapist' James wrote:Patrick Berger was amazing, one of my favourite Liverpool players growing up!
Yeah, too bad injuries made his carrier so short.
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