I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)
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I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
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Confession no. 5: I'm hungover! w00t!
I blame my dad! Haha.
I blame my dad! Haha.
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lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
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That's why you should carry your cellphone around with you.jude wrote:oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D
but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD
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I spat in my ex-teachers cheese sandwich.
"I've been waiting for the chance
to reunite this sick romance
poisen never hurt so good
So nice of you speak of me
your closest friend and enemy
and only saviour
of masochist
Well it's the dead end slave
from the altar to the grave
It's the last days of our lives
in faith, amen"
oh i doZam wrote:That's why you should carry your cellphone around with you.jude wrote:oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D
but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD
but i lost it almost everytime (or someone steals it)
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...EW!grandpa wrote:I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)
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Adam (Open Your Eyes), Amy (Mr. Penguin), and Sasha (Young,Dumb,And Full Of Cum...) are my noobs.
Claudia is my grand-noob.
Lisette (bunny) is my great-grand noob.
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hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
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do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
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No! how the hell is he going to type then??bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
I once took a crap in my wardrobe. Sleep walking. Haha.Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
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dam, i want you to feel pain now! lolZam wrote:*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote: i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
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i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
I once sleepwalked too, i went to the livingroom and asked my father about 4 times what time it is. Then he sayd "GO TO SLEEP!!" then i went back to sleep. At least that's what my father sayd. And my brother...