The TNS Toilet

[Boni]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

oh man i loved to play that when i was a kid

Is that like Ding-Dong Ditch?

Yeah, expect I "chapped" the letterbox and bolted.

[Shelley41]

Merry xmas everyone (:

[Bobbyjames]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

oh man i loved to play that when i was a kid

Is that like Ding-Dong Ditch?

Yeah, expect I "chapped" the letterbox and bolted.

I used to play Ding Dong Smash. put a milk bottle on the door handle, ring the door bell and leg it. good times.

and I used to steal peoples doorbells.

[Druska]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

oh man i loved to play that when i was a kid

Is that like Ding-Dong Ditch?

Yeah, expect I "chapped" the letterbox and bolted.

oh wait it's not exactly the same way i used to play

[Shelley41]

Sum 41's new album has to compete with Britney's new album!

OH NOEZZZZZZZZZZ.

[Shelley41]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

I'm going to Scotland in the summer. Any tips?

[Druska]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

I'm going to Scotland in the summer. Any tips?

yeah if you're under 21 the won't even serve you a coke in certain places

[Boni]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

I'm going to Scotland in the summer. Any tips?

yeah if you're under 21 the won't even serve you a coke in certain places

That's not right, if you have proof that you are over 18 then they should serve you.

Where about it Scotland you coming to?

[lisaNL]

Tried to learn some Japanese online today.. I suck at it.

Konban wa! Ogenki desu ka?

[Druska]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

I'm going to Scotland in the summer. Any tips?

yeah if you're under 21 the won't even serve you a coke in certain places

That's not right, if you have proof that you are over 18 then they should serve you.

Where about it Scotland you coming to?

the barman told me that we had to be with someone +21 or he could not give us anything, maybe he didn't want us around i don't know, i was kinda surprised since drinking underage is "almost" legal here
apart from that you know i love scotland and i wish to go back

[Jeremy Kill]

I bought more XBox 360 games today. I really hate Boxing Day/Week sales. Driving around the city is hell.

[Gutter Dreams]

I think I'm gonna have a Gaslight Anthem, Mumford & Sons and Frank Turner night with my friend haha.

[Boni]

I just found out that kids don't play chap door, run anymore. What's Scotland coming to.

I'm going to Scotland in the summer. Any tips?

yeah if you're under 21 the won't even serve you a coke in certain places

That's not right, if you have proof that you are over 18 then they should serve you.

Where about it Scotland you coming to?

the barman told me that we had to be with someone +21 or he could not give us anything, maybe he didn't want us around i don't know, i was kinda surprised since drinking underage is "almost" legal here
apart from that you know i love scotland and i wish to go back

The Challenge 21 scheme? That means that if the barman thinks you are under the age of 21 they will ask for proof of age but as long as your age is 18+ you should have been served.

[Janet]

Too much sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, can't move, which is bad because a friend of mine will be here any second. Damn you tasty holiday foods!

[Emil]

Too much sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, can't move, which is bad because a friend of mine will be here any second. Damn you tasty holiday foods!

Sauerkraut? What the hell is wrong with you?

[Janet]

Too much sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, can't move, which is bad because a friend of mine will be here any second. Damn you tasty holiday foods!

Sauerkraut? What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh right, you're from Sweden so you don't have any food experiences other than eating babies. So let me break this down- it's just cabbage put into the oven for hours. Try it, you might even like it.

[Anneliesx]

Yesterday in the train:
*My mother trying to cut something in two*
My mother:'Do you have a knife ?'
Me:'Why should I have a knife?'
My mother:'You don't have a knife?! how are you gonna defend yourself?'

Later that day:
My mother:I always wanted to go to those soft drug bars with you, I took you there when you where little but they didn't let us in.

Today:
*My mother comes in my room with a candle and tries to light it but fails*
My mother:*Do you have fire here?*

[Jeremy Kill]

I think I'm gonna have a Gaslight Anthem, Mumford & Sons and Frank Turner night with my friend haha.

You and your friend are awesome.

[Shelley41]

this day kind of sucked

[Dylan]

last night at home with my family. tomorrow we head to kelowna and im staying there to go to school. this is the hardest thing i've ever had to do.