but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)
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I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
That's why you should carry your cellphone around with you.jude wrote:oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D
but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
oh i doZam wrote:That's why you should carry your cellphone around with you.jude wrote:oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D
but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD
...EW!grandpa wrote:I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)
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hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
No! how the hell is he going to type then??bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote:i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)
It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
I once took a crap in my wardrobe. Sleep walking. Haha.Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
SOME DAYS LATER...Byzzy wrote:i'm leaving this forum for good
Byzzy wrote:fucking whores u think u can ban me? i'll be back whenever the fuck i want, zam fuck ur mom cuz she's a slut, fucking chinese
dam, i want you to feel pain now! lolZam wrote:*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.bobbyjames wrote: i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P