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this year it will be more dramatic for sure ...and I think that the defense of RM is better than Rarca defense this year ...I trust Mourinho so I would say win for Real ...but it will be hard cause Barca is together for a long time and they perfectly know each other...but on the other hand,RM is a young team ! it could be fucking interesting this year and I hope it will be a good match
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Madjid wrote:As a Barça fan, i would like to thank Florentino Perez for bringing Mourinho to Real Madrid, for two reasons :

1- Last 2 years have been really boring in La Liga, with Barcelona raping Madrid in and out, so with Mourinho with the Blancos this year, I think this particular Classico will be the game if the decade!
2- Mourinho Gave Barcelona a chance for revenge, everyone watched the second leg of the Champions League semi-finals last year, and how he built a fuckin human wall in front of Cesar. Real Madrid players do not master this technique, as a matter of fact, they have never been as attacking as they are now, and it's extremely hard to beat Barcelona at their own game, pushing foreward.

2-1 for Barcelona, that would be my guess.
I really do hope both teams try to outplay each other and it becomes an end to end, open game. with the talent out on show, some of the football has the potential to be incredible. 3-2 Barca for me!

also, Liverpool are away to Man Utd in the FA Cup. not impressed.
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Watching the game tonight with 10 friends. All Barça-fans.

Just the best footbaall in the world. End of discussion :winkwink:
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cannot wait till 9 pm!
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what a first half. I think this Barca side are the best football team I've seen in my life. the passing, the movement, the vision, everything is just sensational.
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I fucking jizzed my pants.

Fuck off Real... Barça are G-O-D-S-!
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ladies and gentelmen that was FCB Barcelona for ya
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Haha, great game indeed.

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wow, I haven't enjoyed a game of football like that since Liverpool put 4 past Utd at Old Trafford. just fantastic football from start to finish. Ramos can fuck off, the greasy twat. would of loved to of seen Puyol lump him straight in the face.
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nice game ;)
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FuckT41182 wrote:nice game ;)
Suck on that, bitch.

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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:nice game ;)
Suck on that, bitch.
I will ;)
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Seriously.. fuck FIFA!

bunch of corrupt bastards..
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Russia & Qatar, 2 top footballing nations...
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Russia & Qatar, 2 top footballing nations...
2 corrupt nations filled with terrorists
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blackhawk1105 wrote:
Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Russia & Qatar, 2 top footballing nations...
2 corrupt nations filled with terrorists
Qatar's bid was 20 times better than the rest of bids by miles, you have to admit.
Those people wanted it really bad, you could see the tears in their eyes, let alone the fact that The Middle East needs such a big event to unite it's people and forget their differences, at least for a little while.
Don't be so hateful and close-minded, you know for fact that The Netherlands has more terrorists than Qatar.

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Madjid, don't ruin this thread.
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Madjid, don't ruin this thread.
Nope, the angry racist comments did, i was just trying to show you why Qatar was picked. I'm not from Qatar, never been there, and i dunno anyone from there, but their bid was the best, no question about that.

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I can't remember reading the part where you said they offered the highest bribe.
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