help

[CIRCUITzach]

i have an assignment, i need to find a friend that was born in another country (i live in usa) that lived in that country for like 10 years then moved here to usa. need to tell about your thoughts and what u thought about our culture in the usa.

if no1 on here did this (moved to usa), then can u tell me about ur country and i can bullshit the rest

[Druska]

sure man wht do you wanna know about my country ?

[Dylan]

Ive lived in Canada all my life, 18 years, and I can say it is very much different than the US. For one, it is much warmer and within the first two days, my polar bear Steve died of heat stroke. It was a sad time but not unexpected, for he was over 15 years old. Also, I noticed that it is very hard to find seal burgers in the McDonalds down here, makes me really dissappointed. And even when I go to other restaurants, I decided to try the "Olive Garden", the other patrons seem to be over six times my size. And not only that, the portions they give are way past anything I can ever eat in one sitting. I've noticed that everywhere in the US that I've gone. Everyone is fat. And I mean HUGE. What else can I say? I guess that's it, hope I helped.

[Emil]

You had a polar bear aswell? I've been trying to catch one of teh few that walks the street but the blonde girls distract me.

[iemnaiz]

the only thing good about malaysia is the food and the weather. oh, foooood <3

the government sued the pussycat dolls for being too obscene, rihanna and beyonce were supposed to come but obviously never did, n.e.r.d was banned (</3) for performing without some shitty permit, avril was almost banned because apparently she's a bad influence to all the teenagers for being too punk but she came anyway.

THE SUMS HAVE BEEN TO SINGAPORE TWICE, AND JAKARTA ONCE, HOW CAN THEY NOT NOTICE THAT BIG PIECE OF SHITTY LAND RIGHT ABOVE THEM!??!

ps: america's philly cheese steak is....... the best thing i've ever eaten in the entire world. especially the one in new jersey. WOODBURY I THINK <3