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I'm so alone, got no one beside me.
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didn't win the lottery at the weekend, so another week at work. gash.
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At least the first part, i would change the latter to that they're really good at math.Jeremy Kill wrote:That they're so irresistible and even though general consensus is that asians have smaller wieners, they work with what they've got and are a master of their art, thus every girl at one point secretly wants to fuck an asian guy?Emil wrote:I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?Still Waiting wrote:so my spanish lessons worked?Jeremy Kill wrote:Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.
Oh yeah, that's mature right there. Fuck off.samueeL wrote:Emil wrote:I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.
Finnish people have the smallest.. after swedish gay cunts.
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Christ, if it's something else it's either Emilie or Emilia.
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False, Linux is. Costs no money :DJeremy Kill wrote:Macs = The ultimate porn watching devices.
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Alright i'll give it a shot, thanks!turtlehobopirate wrote:McAfee. Best one I've used yet.Janet wrote:Ironically i got more viruses while trying to download it.
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Don't you fucking dare use McAfee, resource hog is what that is.Janet wrote:Alright i'll give it a shot, thanks!turtlehobopirate wrote:McAfee. Best one I've used yet.Janet wrote:Ironically i got more viruses while trying to download it.
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Wow my friend never answers my texts. I wanted to hang out since I just got back after a week at camp and then a weekend at the beach, and I wanted to see him, but he never answers my texts. I don't even bother calling him because I feel like I'm interrupting something "important" since he doesn't answer me, so I don't wanna bother him. He's really pissing me off with this, and it's been going on for years. >:(
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If it's been going on for years, why don't you tell him in person when you see him?sumfan4 wrote:Wow my friend never answers my texts. I wanted to hang out since I just got back after a week at camp and then a weekend at the beach, and I wanted to see him, but he never answers my texts. I don't even bother calling him because I feel like I'm interrupting something "important" since he doesn't answer me, so I don't wanna bother him. He's really pissing me off with this, and it's been going on for years. >:(
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cause he's a big fat pussy.turtlehobopirate wrote:If it's been going on for years, why don't you tell him in person when you see him?sumfan4 wrote:Wow my friend never answers my texts. I wanted to hang out since I just got back after a week at camp and then a weekend at the beach, and I wanted to see him, but he never answers my texts. I don't even bother calling him because I feel like I'm interrupting something "important" since he doesn't answer me, so I don't wanna bother him. He's really pissing me off with this, and it's been going on for years. >:(
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I would've just called him, but not after sending him a text that doesn't get answered. Though, if this has been going on for years, I would've deleted him from my contacts already if he's not going to answer.
Are you sure you have the right number? Haha.
Are you sure you have the right number? Haha.
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Yeah it's the right number. I don't tell him because I don't really tell people my problems....that's why I'm in terrible shape all the time. I keep things from people and I don't know why.
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ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE A NAME STEALING PUSSYsumfan4 wrote:Yeah it's the right number. I don't tell him because I don't really tell people my problems....that's why I'm in terrible shape all the time. I keep things from people and I don't know why.
CHRIST
You don't keep things from people, everyone just gives an air of not wanting to talk to you.
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Well, if you provide me with links then i guess i could try it, haha.Boni Boy Blue wrote:Don't you fucking dare use McAfee, resource hog is what that is.Janet wrote:Alright i'll give it a shot, thanks!turtlehobopirate wrote:McAfee. Best one I've used yet.Janet wrote:Ironically i got more viruses while trying to download it.
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good idea. I think I might give this thread a new name every week.Tyler. wrote:this topic should get a cool name. seeing as it's the random topic.
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Are you referring to the "You Plus Me, Minus the Clothes, Divide Her Legs and Multiply" principle? That's the only math I know.Emil wrote:At least the first part, i would change the latter to that they're really good at math.Jeremy Kill wrote:That they're so irresistible and even though general consensus is that asians have smaller wieners, they work with what they've got and are a master of their art, thus every girl at one point secretly wants to fuck an asian guy?imil wrote:I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?Still Waiting wrote:so my spanish lessons worked?Jeremy Kill wrote:Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.
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I guess my theory only applies to asians who are living in asia.Jeremy Kill wrote:Are you referring to the "You Plus Me, Minus the Clothes, Divide Her Legs and Multiply" principle? That's the only math I know.imil wrote:At least the first part, i would change the latter to that they're really good at math.Jeremy Kill wrote:That they're so irresistible and even though general consensus is that asians have smaller wieners, they work with what they've got and are a master of their art, thus every girl at one point secretly wants to fuck an asian guy?imil wrote:I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?Still Waiting wrote:so my spanish lessons worked?Jeremy Kill wrote:Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.
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Probably. Canadian weather has numbed the part of my brain that's good at math. Not to mention the schools in Canada still let their kids out of the classroom to go home for the day even if the kid got a shit mark on an assignment. As opposed to some schools in Japan where you can't leave until you get a 90% or something.Emil wrote:I guess my theory only applies to asians who are living in asia.Jeremy Kill wrote:Are you referring to the "You Plus Me, Minus the Clothes, Divide Her Legs and Multiply" principle? That's the only math I know.imil wrote:At least the first part, i would change the latter to that they're really good at math.Jeremy Kill wrote:That they're so irresistible and even though general consensus is that asians have smaller wieners, they work with what they've got and are a master of their art, thus every girl at one point secretly wants to fuck an asian guy?imil wrote:I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?Still Waiting wrote:so my spanish lessons worked?Jeremy Kill wrote:Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.
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Who is the person who enjoys changin my name to imil in every quote?Jeremy Kill wrote:Probably. Canadian weather has numbed the part of my brain that's good at math. Not to mention the schools in Canada still let their kids out of the classroom to go home for the day even if the kid got a shit mark on an assignment. As opposed to some schools in Japan where you can't leave until you get a 90% or something.imil wrote:I guess my theory only applies to asians who are living in asia.Jeremy Kill wrote:Are you referring to the "You Plus Me, Minus the Clothes, Divide Her Legs and Multiply" principle? That's the only math I know.imil wrote:At least the first part, i would change the latter to that they're really good at math.Jeremy Kill wrote:That they're so irresistible and even though general consensus is that asians have smaller wieners, they work with what they've got and are a master of their art, thus every girl at one point secretly wants to fuck an asian guy?imil wrote:I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?Still Waiting wrote:so my spanish lessons worked?Jeremy Kill wrote:Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.