The TNS Toilet

[Emil]

Independence Day for USA tomorrow!

A dark day for England :(

Are you sure you would have wanted to keep that place? Just look at it now.

[Jake]

Independence Day for USA tomorrow!

A dark day for England :(

Are you sure you would have wanted to keep that place? Just look at it now.

Just think of what it could've been.

[Emil]

Independence Day for USA tomorrow!

A dark day for England :(

Are you sure you would have wanted to keep that place? Just look at it now.

Just think of what it could've been.

True, both Canada, Australia and New Zealand are doing pretty well right now.

[Janet]

...But why is the rum gone?

People tell me what antivirus are you using, i'm planning on kicking my old one for being a douche.

[Jake]

Avast.

[Janet]

Ironically i got more viruses while trying to download it.

[samueeL]

Pff, antivirus programs are for pussies.

[Jeremy Kill]

Macs = The ultimate porn watching devices.

[Druska]

Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.

so my spanish lessons worked?

[Jeremy Kill]

Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.

so my spanish lessons worked?

Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?

[Jake]

Macs = The ultimate porn watching devices.

This

[Druska]

Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.

so my spanish lessons worked?

Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?

probably

went to the beach, fuck yeah i love summer

[Emil]

Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.

so my spanish lessons worked?

Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?

I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.

[turtlehobopirate]

Ironically i got more viruses while trying to download it.

McAfee. Best one I've used yet.

[phatass]

http://undergroundcoders.com/forums/top ... s-emo-dad/

[Jeremy Kill]

Had a pretty good time tonight. I avoided the bigot and managed to have a good time. Hung out with some girl from Montreal (who is hot by the way). Going to hang out again probably sometime this month. I taught her how to two step, haha, even though I just pretty much learned it that day as well! I brought home some drum sticks, a nice little souvenir. I'm actually 80% sober as I type this, I managed to pace myself pretty well. Hopefully I'm not too hungover the next day. Back to work on Monday though, so that's kind of shitty.

so my spanish lessons worked?

Well, I forgot and never used any Spanish that night. If I did, would my night have ended with me getting laid instead?

I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.

That they're so irresistible and even though general consensus is that asians have smaller wieners, they work with what they've got and are a master of their art, thus every girl at one point secretly wants to fuck an asian guy?

http://undergroundcoders.com/forums/top ... s-emo-dad/

Oh fuck, so I take it this generation of emos is never going to grow up if there's a such thing as 40 year old emos.

[samueeL]

I don't know, even if you speak spancih you can't change the fact that you're asian, and you know what they say about asian guys.

Finnish people have the smallest.. after swedish gay cunts.

[Janet]

IMIIIL

[Jeremy Kill]

Getting sick, but I'm probably not going to call in sick for work tomorrow seeing as how I've been off for practically two weeks. I really need the money.

[turtlehobopirate]

So far an ambulance, a police car, and a firetruck passed my house. Fireworks are fun.