The TNS Toilet

[Jeremy Kill]

Ugh, speaking of alcohol, I'm hungover as shit today. I haven't gone out drinking for about a month and decided to go hard last night. I also had McDonalds to finish it all off. I didn't even get a good night's sleep.

[Druska]

yesterday i taught some of my classmates how to drink tequila shots properly ...

you're an alcoholic aren't you..

not really

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

yesterday i taught some of my classmates how to drink tequila shots properly ...

you're an alcoholic aren't you..

not really

because every post you make isn't about drinking, or anything.

[Boni]

yesterday i taught some of my classmates how to drink tequila shots properly ...

That sounds like my breakfast

[Emil]

Recruit Samuel's army starts 12.07.2010. FUCK YES. And the place where I serve is less than hour away and usually only finnish top sportsmen get to go there with special reasons.

Good luck private. Remember the enemy always comes from the east. Sweden doesn't have an army so don't worry about us, in fact we are relying on you guys if Ivan would do something stupid. Keep us safe! But the easiest way to defeat the ruskys is just to bomb them with vodka, that's gonna keep them bysu for a while. That's our defence strategy if either the finns or the russians attack.

[Druska]

yesterday i taught some of my classmates how to drink tequila shots properly ...

That sounds like my breakfast

from now on i'm gonna call you deryck

[Boni]

yesterday i taught some of my classmates how to drink tequila shots properly ...

That sounds like my breakfast

from now on i'm gonna call you deryck

Ah but alas, I can't stand Jack Daniels. I'm a Jager man, Newcastle Brown Ale man and occasionally a Captain Morgan's man

[Emil]

Of those three i only like Jäger. And why do people keep claiming that Jack Daniels is good?

[samueeL]

Good luck private. Remember the enemy always comes from the east. Sweden doesn't have an army so don't worry about us, in fact we are relying on you guys if Ivan would do something stupid. Keep us safe! But the easiest way to defeat the ruskys is just to bomb them with vodka, that's gonna keep them bysu for a while. That's our defence strategy if either the finns or the russians attack.

Yes, sir! I'd defend you swedes with my life <3 Those motherfucking Russians, I bet they will start a war when I'm serving my lovable country. Srsly if Finland and Russia had a war I'd flee.. :D

Ordered Red Dead Redemption... Just when I couple days ago promised to myself that I'm not gonna buy games with full price, fuck. Well, hopefully it's good..?

[Emil]

Good luck private. Remember the enemy always comes from the east. Sweden doesn't have an army so don't worry about us, in fact we are relying on you guys if Ivan would do something stupid. Keep us safe! But the easiest way to defeat the ruskys is just to bomb them with vodka, that's gonna keep them bysu for a while. That's our defence strategy if either the finns or the russians attack.

Yes, sir! I'd defend you swedes with my life <3 Those motherfucking Russians, I bet they will start a war when I'm serving my lovable country. Srsly if Finland and Russia had a war I'd flee.. :D

Deserters will be shot. If a war starts i'll probably be forced into the military myself.

[Jeremy Kill]

[Tyler.]

all of that alcohol tastes like shit anyway. but it gets you drunk fast so you don't really realise what it tastes like

[Janet]

I was so ill today, still am a bit. My brother's high school graduation is tomorrow and we needed to go shopping for decent clothes. And wtf all my old clothes are too big for me now D:

[Jeremy Kill]

Ordered Red Dead Redemption... Just when I couple days ago promised to myself that I'm not gonna buy games with full price, fuck. Well, hopefully it's good..?

I don't think you'll be disappointed!

I thought I'd be having more fun on my 5 days off from work, but looks like I was wrong. I have a couple of dinners to go to, otherwise not much else.

[Aaron]

back from my trip to Orlando, Florida. had an amazing time!

[Boni]

Ordered Red Dead Redemption... Just when I couple days ago promised to myself that I'm not gonna buy games with full price, fuck. Well, hopefully it's good..?

I don't think you'll be disappointed!

I thought I'd be having more fun on my 5 days off from work, but looks like I was wrong. I have a couple of dinners to go to, otherwise not much else.

You should take a week off over in Scotland and we'll go get rat-arsed.

[Janet]

The graduation party went beautiful. I gotz watermelon! Also me and my friend discussed how he could avoid military service by convincing the people there that his the only provider for his goats, haha. Perhaps it might even work.

[Jake]

The graduation party went beautiful. I gotz watermelon! Also me and my friend discussed how he could avoid military service by convincing the people there that his the only provider for his goats, haha. Perhaps it might even work.

The UK should conscript all Scottish men between 18-25. It would be a giggle.

[sumfan4]

spent all day in Washington DC.

fun day

[Mr-David-Blues]

just back from my not so epic team building week with my work
climbed Ben Nevis the HARD way
feet are totally fuckd

glad to be home