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Your Top 5 (or 10)

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You have to post your top 5 (or top 10 if necessary) of habits or things about the body or personality
you don't like of girls.
Example: Her breath smells bad , she's fat, she's overdramatic...

Just curious.
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1. If she's outside of the kitchen.
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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i'm a girl can i post what i don't like of boys?
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Still Waiting wrote:i'm a girl can i post what i don't like of boys?
Let's do this shit.

* Sloppiness, i mean you don't have to sanitize your stuff but at least SOME order
* Too much muscle, ewwness.
* Fake tan ->
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yes, these kind of people exist, if you were wondering by the way.
* Zero sense of humour, srs biznz all teh tiemz
* Don't wash themselves, i know guys like that, i wish i didn't but i do.
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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1. How all you guys bitch, and complain all the time. (Case in point, review this thread)
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1 smoking,drinking,taking drugs
2 if she's a porcupine...
3 If she listens to Rihanna,Lady Gaga,Madonna,pop shits
4 If her behaving is inspired by her group of friends and she thinks she's fucking cool

and the girl like in this song
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1. Imperious
2. behavior as a child
3. cheating (not a game cheater) :hehe:
4. If she likes Jonas Brothers music ... they're awesome i know, iam just saying.
.... i got only four fifth is if she likes me ... thats fail i think:D
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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FuckT41182 wrote: 2 if she's a porcupine...
porcupine?
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Bass Cone wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote: 2 if she's a porcupine...
porcupine?
A woman that has really been around
comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"

man have you ever used urbandictionary.com ? :silly:
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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Still Waiting wrote:i'm a girl can i post what i don't like of boys?
Of course
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Scottish girls are ftw, I have nothing bad to say.
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote: 2 if she's a porcupine...
porcupine?
A woman that has really been around
comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"

man have you ever used urbandictionary.com ? :silly:
oh. to be honest I don't usually frequent urban dictionary and often forget it's there.
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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1.Guys that care to much about their looks
2.Big ego
3.Guys that are too sensetive
4.Short guys
I don't really have a nr 5 right now
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i don't like smokers
cocky bastards
LOST freaks or WOW
Real madrid supporters (i can tolerate them as friends)
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Fake tan ->
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yes, these kind of people exist, if you were wondering by the way.
I have a lot of respect for the guy on the right and the guy in the middle. It takes a lot of courage and confidence (or stupidity) to be able to leave the house thinking, "I look good today." In all seriousness though, how do those guys not get beat up by other guys?

As for me (in no order):

1. Pretentious girls who think you're not worth their time
2. Cake faces
3. Girls who never learned how to make sandwiches
4. 80% of women drivers get on my nerves
5. Girls that don't accept your advances, forcing you to use the date-rape drug and have your way with them.
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1. Acting all caring and cute while not really giving a shit about anything but themselves.
2. Whining about how guys are always superficial while spending so much time on how they look (make-up, hair, clothes, etc.)
3. Pretending a friendship to get free help with things that need to be done without ever giving anything back but a hypocritical "Thank you so much!".
4. Using the fact of being hurt or cheated on as an excuse to shoot down even the nicest, loving and good-natured guys without taking a chance and getting to know them first.
5. The self-righteousness of claiming to do someone a favor by acting selfish and ruthless without actually having any idea about the consequences.

When it comes to simple things that make a girl unattractive/annoying it can be anything .. the dose makes the poison (my favorite phrase, dunno if you can say it like that in english).
The overall picture counts, kind of like the hot/crazy-scale that Barney described in How I Met Your Mother.
This seems to be a good continuation, although it is still an oversimplification:
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I am usually attracted to girls who are tall and slim like me. Still, that doesn't mean a lot, since the two of the three girls that I have been in love with, were pretty much the opposite (tiny and a little overweight from my pov). Funny thing about that: Those two girls were the ones that made me regret my feelings for them.
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Okay, i'll play along.

1. Ignorant women who absolutely THRIVE on attention. I think your gross no matter how hot you are.
2. IMO Ignorant women. Nothin' i hate more than a stupid girl.
3. Girls who act to fit the crowd.
4. Really pretentious attitudes. Yeah, your a girl, we know.
5. The fact that all you girls love each other, and at a second, you'll talk about em' like their shit.

I dunno. Don't take it personally, this is just from personal experience.
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if she has a penis.
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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Jeremy Kill wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Fake tan ->
Click to view the fullsize image.http://publicaddress.net/assets/img/har ... oOompa.jpg[/imgwidth]
yes, these kind of people exist, if you were wondering by the way.
I have a lot of respect for the guy on the right and the guy in the middle. It takes a lot of courage and confidence (or stupidity) to be able to leave the house thinking, "I look good today." In all seriousness though, how do those guys not get beat up by other guys?

As for me (in no order):

1. Pretentious girls who think you're not worth their time
2. Cake faces
3. Girls who never learned how to make sandwiches
4. 80% of women drivers get on my nerves
5. Girls that don't accept your advances, forcing you to use the date-rape drug and have your way with them.
Arnold muscle
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Re: Your Top 5 (or 10)

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bobbyjames wrote:if she has a penis.
Good call, Bobby. This may be the most important one of them all!

EDIT: Off-topic, but this guy looks like he could be Jude Law's brother in the movie, Artificial Intelligence.

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