The TNS Toilet

[iemnaiz]

i gotta write an essay about porn.

[Jake]

wouldn't watching porn be enough to have you beaten/stoned there?!

[Boni]

stabbed some guy on my way home from work. just another day in Scotland.

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/east-centra ... -stabbing/

[sumfan4]

We had a "junkyard" in our yard that consisted of a non-running pickup truck, a Chevy Blazer (non-running), and a hideous pink Oldsmobile (non-running). I walked home from the bus today, down our long driveway and the pickup and Blazer were gone. A guy who buys old vehicles bought them, and he's coming for the "pink turd" (what I call it) soon. I was kinda sad that the Blazer went cuz I wanted the stock wheels for the other Blazer that is getting repaired (which has wheels that I don't like that much), and I wanted parts from it. I also miss the pickup cuz I learned to drive in that, and me and my dad used to have some fun with that truck. I guess it all works out though, because the other Blazer we have is getting looked at by a mechanic tomorrow and we are using the money from the other vehicles to fix that. Damn, right now those wheels that I wanted are being dropped off in a junk yard .

[Boni]

stabbed some guy on my way home from work. just another day in Scotland.

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/east-centra ... -stabbing/

Haha Jake,

Seriously though, watch the video, I laughed so hard at people's reactions.

[Jake]

Oh, Scotland. How you fail.

In other news... Since I updated to the latest flash player its started crashing my graphics drivers... How odd.

[sumfan4]

Good Riddance pink car. I watched that one get taken away. I'll admit, it was kinda sad. That was my sister's first car. She didn't show that it bothered her, but I know it did. I mean, it was sad for me for god sake, and I hated that car!

[Jeremy Kill]

Trying to write/record a song, but I don't have the ability to play the part I'm hearing in my head! I'm probably just going to put down the guitar and watch the new episode of The Office instead.

[Boni]

Oh, Scotland. How you fail.

In other news... Since I updated to the latest flash player its started crashing my graphics drivers... How odd.

Tried updating the graphic drivers?

[Jake]

latest ones for my laptop were released in 2007...

[Jeremy Kill]

Up late eating cereal. Might go out and get drunk tomorrow night for a birthday. I'll have to see how many of my friends are actually going out though. I don't like being without an entourage.

[Boni]

So excited for next week. I wanna have a massive party.

latest ones for my laptop were released in 2007...

AH, I take it their integrated Intel ones then?

[Bobbyjames]

some cracking rumours about Liverpool today. seriously, I thought this season couldn't get any worse.

[Janet]

Got a job with my friends at a horror festival tonight and the next 2 days, get to watch free movies and about at 1-2 am there will be some really fucked up horror films that people under 18 are forbidden to watch. Best job ever.

[Jake]

integrated Ati...

and, lol, Janet.

[Janet]

and, lol, Janet.

Why isn't my request that i sent you through a PM been fulfilled yet? Do I need to shake my fist at you?

[Jake]

depends on how well you shake that fist...

[Janet]

depends on how well you shake that fist...

At a 90 degree angle

[Jake]

ill think about it

[Janet]

what seems to be stopping you then?