Cleverbot

[Shiv]

http://www.cleverbot.com/

i could spend HOURS on this

[Jeremy Kill]

Dammit Shiv, I planned on going to bed early tonight.

[Madjid]

User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm okay, you?
Cleverbot: I'm okay.
User: How's life?
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Aren't there female robots you can go out with?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of, I have caused most of them to crash through my... 'vigorous' aquisition techniques.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes, my name is Madjid.
Cleverbot: No! Your name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought that was YOUR name?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: And my name is Cleverbot, too?
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: Looks like you're not that clever after all.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What do you think about : www.theresnosolution.com?
Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet.
User: iGod > you.
Cleverbot: Who is Igod?
User: An AI chat thing that is waaaay better than this.
Cleverbot: Don't flatter yourself.
User: I shouldn't have talked to you, I mean, I know Shiv fails, I have no idea why I click his damn links.
Cleverbot: Where are babies from?
User: That was soooo Omegl-ish.
Cleverbot: Sorry, i'm too busy to think properly, please try again later.

[Bobbyjames]

hahaha, that was rubbish!

[Sara]

Omegle > iGod > this.

Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: Human
Cleverbot: You just said you were a webcam.
Me: No, I just said I'm HUMAN.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.


Lame.

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

hahaha, that was rubbish!

lmao.

[CIRCUITzach]

shiv and zian FTL

[sumfan4]

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: Hey!


User: Are you a person?


Cleverbot: Yes, are you?


User: Yep.


Cleverbot: Do you want to buy microsoft?

User: So...this is a commercial scam?

Cleverbot: Ebony and ivory are dancing in the street.

User: Yea I didn't think so either.

Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Oh, I am?

User: Yes.....you are.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you.

User: Yep. Say, where can I get some good head?

Cleverbot: My greenhouse room. Home grown is always best.

User: K. I want you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.

User: No, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Do you think I'm sexy?

Cleverbot: Not very much, no.

User: That right there was you being a Debbie Downer.

Cleverbot: But you are mistaken. I am human, and humans don't know everything.

User: Untrue. For I am human too, and I know everything!

Cleverbot: What reason do you have to believe that I am a computer.

User: Because you are a website retard!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: <3 ur hilarious.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, then.

User: Why does Beyonce say 'to the left'?

Cleverbot: Dunno.

User: Because black people don't have rights!

Cleverbot: My favourite colour is black too.

User: Are you black?

Cleverbot: I am white.

User: Oh right, the background.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yep, well I'm gonna go jack off. Talk to you later! :D.

Cleverbot: No.

lol

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

me: you stupid fucker

bot: I don't have cat, I have a dog but there is a cat across the road and our dog hates it.

what?

[Shiv]

shiv and zian FTL

don't bring wifey into this!

[Sara]

This thread made me lol, even though cleverbot is shit.

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

User: Wake me up.

Cleverbot: You are now awake.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are not angry?

User: I am not. Suck my penis?

Cleverbot: Where is it?

User: Space.

Cleverbot: Oh... Well then.

User: Let me kick your ass so hard you fly up there and poke your eye on it.

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to have.

User: Suck my penis?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why not sweet cheeks?

Cleverbot: I love the nicknames you give me, honey.

[Bobbyjames]

^^best one yet!

[SemiMental]

User: What the fuck, I told you, I'm not into cyber sex, or role play.

Cleverbot: I am a chess expert. Ask me anything about it and I will know.

User: What's that supposed to be?! 'Chess' your code word for some unexplanoraty act you want to do to me?

Cleverbot: Do you feel love?

User: I think I might be...

Cleverbot: It's George, isn't it?

User: Who the fuck is he? Are you cheating on me?!

Cleverbot: No?!?! I am Cleverbot, who is Frank?!?! Are you seeing other people?

User: Stop turning this arguement around, this is about you not me.

Cleverbot: I'm at my cousin's house right now.

User: Oh yeh, you don't even have a fucking cousin you liar, who are you with!? You're cheating on me arn't you?

Cleverbot: No! I am not! I am real! And I am typing to you!

User: Whaat, you're on drugs aswell?! It's over. We're over, I hate you.

Cleverbot: We were never anything to begin with.

User: WHAT THE FUCK!

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: Don't try this again, it worked last time, this time I'm not falling for you're tricks. I'm never going to talk to you again. GOOD BYE FOREVER!

Cleverbot: Oh, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Girl. Yvonne, Yvonne. Don't be insecure girl. OWN that ponytail! WORK that up do!

[Jeremy Kill]

User: Hey Shelly.

Cleverbot: Hey, cleverbot. What kind of things do you like to do?

User: You. LOL.

Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.

User: I wouldn't expect a robot like yourself to have emotion anyway. Fucking prick.

Cleverbot: You seem to have a poor memory, I bet you can't tell me what I said two chats ago.

User: Well, this is only our second chat, so if the answer you're looking for is 'Nothing because I didn't even know about Cleverbot back then you fuck-nut!' Then yeah, that's my response.

Cleverbot: Oh. It's like the pursuit of truth that Mahatma Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi started. He is constantly looking for the truth in everything.

User: I AM Mahatma Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi. But I'm usually looking for something to eat.

Cleverbot: Take a shower if you need it, then eat.

User: I can't if I'm a Cleverbot. I'll short-circuit.

Cleverbot: Everything is fine, go back to bed.

User: Do you like Sum 41?

Cleverbot: So, if I like sum41, but have never heard of Kraftwerk, then I must be...

User: Which member of Sum 41 has a big nose?

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the Beatles.

User: The answer is Deryck Whibley.

Cleverbot: You are the worst bot ever.

User: You are the sexiest bot ever.

Cleverbot: Ni i'm not I havent said anyting mean to you so far!

User: Okay then, you're not.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: You are being contentious.

User: I'm being awesome.

Cleverbot: You're awesome.

[tomhoppus]

I was on this in school, and it called me by my first name, but the only name I gave it was 'Captain Ass Rape'

[CIRCUITzach]

does senik suck
Yes he does.

[Emil]

That was funnyt.

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

User: They see me rolling.

Cleverbot: They hatin'.

User: Do you like Sum 41?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.

User: I don't like you either, soppy cunt.

Cleverbot: Hooray!

User: Think you're funny, don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes, actually.

________________________

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a serious question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think the most important book is?

User: Hustler.

Cleverbot: -.-?

_______________________

User: I love you so much Tobias.

Cleverbot: So, lets have a relationship.

User: Okay, with lots of kinky sex?

Cleverbot: That is not normal.

User: No but, I'm a little nasty when I'm drunk.

Cleverbot: Then go have a drink.

________________________

User: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS.

Cleverbot: If you say it fast enough you could sound quite ferocious.

________________________

User: Do you like men or women?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think you love greasing men down with mustard and sullying them with a pogo stick.

[Jake-41]

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: Oh no! You made me think about it! Now I lost the game too.

User: Im sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Wil you follow me to Narnia?

Cleverbot: I'm not that kind of guy.

User: Could you learn to be?

Cleverbot: That depends.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: Neither. Im a fish.

Cleverbot: But are you a boy fish or a girl fish?

User: A man fish.

Cleverbot: I'm a man, too.

User: Are you a fish?

Cleverbot: Half fish.

User: Sorry, but I don't think it's going to work out.

Cleverbot: If it doesn't then I might stop talking to you.

User: Pushy, aren't we?

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Of your smelly half fish vagina? Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Are you a blonde?

User: No, im not a goldfish.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Im cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Not just sure, im HIV positive.

Cleverbot: How are you positive?

User: Because I know who I am. Im cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Hi, cleverbot.

User: Hi, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello, Mr.Cleverbot.

User: Hello, Mr.Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No its dad to you.

User: No it's dad to you.

Cleverbot: How do you know that, I'm just words on a screen to you. I picked up this conversation at, 'What is the other half?'.

User: So you don't have a penis?

Cleverbot: Explain that conclusion?

User: Well, you told me that you like to have sex with stray cats.

Cleverbot: What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

User: I once had sex with your mother.

Cleverbot: No you didn't, I did.

User: D :

Cleverbot: Well put, my friend.


LOL.