Jake-41 wrote:Went to a festival-isk thing, when i got there, this amazing girl i like was there and we kicked it together. We went through a Dairy Queen drive through on foot, and even hugged once. Only for her to turn me down and leaving me to feel she has more intrest in my friend, who, is 10x uglier than me! FML!!!!
One chick did offer to suck my cock, though. Fuckin seriously too! God strike me down if im lying!
Soooo, FYL.
I didn't accept her offer btw.
The first time I read this I thought the girl that offered to suck you off was the same one you went to Dairy Queen with. I was like, "Wait, what? She turns him down but later offers a blow job? What the hell..."
But now I see it seems some random chick asked and now I see the reasoning behind why you declined.
haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
K. wrote:haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
K. wrote:haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
K. wrote:haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
I set myself up to fall. Then fell farther than i thought. FML
Actually heres a legit one.
My mom and sister left me and my brother at home for a weekend and brought over my aunt to make my little brother feel safer. I wasn't allowed to leave the house, so i sat around listening to my aunt talk about her online dating storys all weekend. FML.
