The "boy" we've come to know (and love) as Kyle whatever his name is now is a FRAUD.
Recently, I went into my myspace archives because he told me something the other day that didn't mesh up with his story. As you may know, Kyle's "story" is a sad one. being of german decent his puerto rican family shunned him, leaving him to the elements beside the clothes racks at wal-mart. Being the kind, white family the Heyblack family is (name muddled for privacy purposes) they saw young kyle sitting beside the clothes rack with the other assorted mexican/canadian babies and fell in love instantly. Heres a twitter quote from his "parents":
Let me just stop the story here for a moment. I am of puerto rican decent myself and know my ancestry. already Kyle's story doesn't mesh, its commonly known among us the best place to leave a child is some kind of privately owned gas station, or possibly a fast food chain.wal-mart today, saw the cutest little baby boy, his collar says "Kyle" but no address. we're taking him home to live with us.
So kyle grew up listening to bands such as Chiodos, Dance Gavin Dance and The Wiggles.
Grew up into this young man we loved ever so much:
A golden child. Beautiful in every sense of the word. The epitome of American Culture.
Its just too bad THIS MAN DOES NOT EXIST.
Through modern miracles Kyle Heyblack, known to his superiors at the kinkos he works at as KYLE HODGES. Was able to mold himself him with the popular photo editing program Photoshop from this:
to this:
You make me sick.
http://www.myspace.com/kylelhodges
