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Sorry, I wasn't sure where to post this.

I'm having a test for my license tomorrow (Maryland test), and I'm looking for any tips, pointers, etc.
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gay stripper license?
you have far too much time on your hands

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rev ur engine if u and other guy are stoped at same stop light.
i got oct 2nd for my test
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spt 21 is when i get mine.
And i already have a car. ftw
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Maryland ftl. Don't screw up parallel parking or you fail the whole test.
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number 1 tip:
dont feak out.... you know how to fuckin drive otherwise you wouldnt be taking your test. relax. im serious. take a shitload of deep breaths, and dont get anxious

tip 2:
drive the speed limit. dont go over or under, just drive the speed limit

tip 3:
follow right of way... know them well

tip 4:
relax!!!!!!

tip 5:
know how to park well. they do let u fix it, so knowing how to do that is good too

good luck mate

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ok ok i am from maryland and took the test a couple months ago...

idk where you live in maryland, but a common place to take it is at Belair
if your taking it here remember to put on your turn signal once you get started because where you start is on like a curved angle or w/e

but anyway, be calm

the 1st part is the hardest parallel parking
just remember how you were taught to do it and go slow (you got 3 mins)
& if you fuck up this part they make you stop which is lammme

the 2nd part is the turn about and i am sure any retard can do this
and the last part is going in reverse for 100 ft, again any retard can do it

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The left hand side of the road is the right hand side of the road!
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Max wrote:The left hand side of the road is the right hand side of the road!
lololol :hehe: :hehe:
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Something Corporate wrote: I still cant get into the PD media sec
Working on your request makes me a PD? I can't believe how small a man can be.
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thank you for the advice! :happy:
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sumfan4 wrote:thank you for the advice! :happy:
good luck man
trust me... relax
thats the only advice i can truly give you. u know how to drive, and the anxiety will fuck it up

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remember, you get bonus points for hitting people off their bikes.
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bobbyjames wrote:remember, you get bonus points for hitting people off their bikes.
:lol!: :lol!:
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Working on your request makes me a PD? I can't believe how small a man can be.
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bobbyjames wrote:remember, you get bonus points for hitting people off their bikes.
And honking at old people.
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I'm now officially street legal!

Thanks everyone!
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they give you more points if you drive to kansas, pick me up, and pick me up.
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