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by Janet » Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:40 am
Shiv wrote: Janet wrote: Shiv wrote: Bass Cone wrote: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?
nope
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman
Oh oh, let me get this straight, so you're dating a guy so you can say that?
im not dating a guy....
im datin a gurl
shez hawt
Well, your sexist jokes include every female you care for: girlfriends, mother and so on. I know it's just a joke, but a lot of people still think that way.
Also, in Top Gear, Jodie Kidd was faster than any man on the racetrack.
Shiv wrote: Bass Cone wrote: Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
so has a female double posting
what double posting?
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by Shiv » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:51 pm
What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Hand your wife a shovel
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't change anything.
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by Peterr » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:04 am
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by Jake-41 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:34 am
sumfan4
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by sumfan4 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:48 am
first answer = win
made me lol so hard
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by iemnaiz » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:39 am
do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
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by Shiv » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:13 pm
iemnaiz wrote: do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
stop talking.
this is a bash women thread, not a dumb lyric section
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by Bobbyjames » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:24 pm
are men allowed to beat women up yet?
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by Shiv » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:16 pm
bobbyjames wrote: are men allowed to beat women up yet?
always have been
its actually law
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by sumfan4 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:18 pm
good, I need to slap my hoes around
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by turtlehobopirate » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:19 am
This thread stopped being funny a while ago.
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by Dylan » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:36 am
Q: Why did the housewife crash her husbands car?
A: A more important question would be "what was she doing driving in the kitchen?"
you have far too much time on your hands
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by Janet » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:16 am
Actually in some countries men beating up their wives is a sign of love, lol. One of my relatives had such neighbors once, the wife always tried to piss her husband off, but he didn't want to hit her, because he felt sorry for her, but she kept on going and then she got punched.
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by Bobbyjames » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:43 am
I wish my country would let me beat women. they need a good kicking every now and again, keep them in line.
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by Shiv » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:54 pm
2712 wrote: Q: Why did the housewife crash her husbands car?
A: A more important question would be "what was she doing driving in the kitchen?"
LOL!!
bobbyjames wrote: I wish my country would let me beat women. they need a good kicking every now and again, keep them in line.
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by Madjid » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:13 pm
Q. Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A. Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Damn you bitches.
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by iemnaiz » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:35 am
Shiv wrote: iemnaiz wrote: do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
stop talking.
this is a bash women thread, not a dumb lyric section
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by Shiv » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:39 am
iemnaiz wrote: Shiv wrote: iemnaiz wrote: do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
stop talking.
this is a bash women thread, not a dumb lyric section
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by Madjid » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:57 pm
Good times
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by Jeremy Kill » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:15 am
Madjid wrote:
Good times
The best!