Why can't helen keller drive?

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Re: Why can't helen keller drive?

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Shiv wrote:
Janet wrote:
Shiv wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

am i doing it right?
nope
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman :2cool4u:
Oh oh, let me get this straight, so you're dating a guy so you can say that?
im not dating a guy....
im datin a gurl
shez hawt
Well, your sexist jokes include every female you care for: girlfriends, mother and so on. I know it's just a joke, but a lot of people still think that way.
Also, in Top Gear, Jodie Kidd was faster than any man on the racetrack.
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Bass Cone wrote:Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
so has a female double posting :devious:
what double posting? :smug:
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What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Hand your wife a shovel

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't change anything.

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Peter wrote:This thread is brutal. lol


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... Sg5Uh&cp=5


/win
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Peter wrote:This thread is brutal. lol


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... Sg5Uh&cp=5


/win
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: first answer = win

made me lol so hard
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do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
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iemnaiz wrote:do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
stop talking.

this is a bash women thread, not a dumb lyric section :suicide:

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are men allowed to beat women up yet?
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bobbyjames wrote:are men allowed to beat women up yet?
always have been

its actually law

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good, I need to slap my hoes around
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This thread stopped being funny a while ago.
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Q: Why did the housewife crash her husbands car?

A: A more important question would be "what was she doing driving in the kitchen?"
you have far too much time on your hands

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Actually in some countries men beating up their wives is a sign of love, lol. One of my relatives had such neighbors once, the wife always tried to piss her husband off, but he didn't want to hit her, because he felt sorry for her, but she kept on going and then she got punched.
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I wish my country would let me beat women. they need a good kicking every now and again, keep them in line.
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2712 wrote:Q: Why did the housewife crash her husbands car?

A: A more important question would be "what was she doing driving in the kitchen?"
LOL!!
bobbyjames wrote:I wish my country would let me beat women. they need a good kicking every now and again, keep them in line.
:agreed:

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Q. Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A. Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Damn you bitches.

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Shiv wrote:
iemnaiz wrote:do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
stop talking.

this is a bash women thread, not a dumb lyric section :suicide:
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iemnaiz wrote:
Shiv wrote:
iemnaiz wrote:do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.
stop talking.

this is a bash women thread, not a dumb lyric section :suicide:
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Good times :lol!: :lol!:

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Madjid wrote:
Good times :lol!: :lol!:
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