Why can't helen keller drive?

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Why can't helen keller drive?

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because she's a woman

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?



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i was hoping we could delve into the jokes about women

why dont women wear watches?
because theres a clock on the stove :devious:

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kinda naughty but...

Why does Beyonce say "to the left"?


...cuz black people don't have rights.


just a joke kids
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Just a little joke-poem my social teacher says

you know what they say:
women drivers
no survivors
you have far too much time on your hands

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

Rearrange the furniture.
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2712 wrote:Just a little joke-poem my social teacher says

you know what they say:
women drivers
no survivors
SOOO TRUE
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Re: Why can't helen keller drive?

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sumfan4 wrote:kinda naughty but...

Why does Beyonce say "to the left"?


...cuz black people don't have rights.


just a joke kids
Hahaha :hehe:
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wanna hear a joke?

women rights
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I know this guy, his life is making up racist jokes. It's sad.

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Peter wrote:I know this guy, his life is making up racist jokes. It's sad.

How do you turn a dish washer into a into a dryer?
Give her a rag.
LOLZ :hehe:

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Bass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

am i doing it right?
nope
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman :2cool4u:

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Shiv wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

am i doing it right?
nope
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman :2cool4u:
Oh oh, let me get this straight, so you're dating a guy so you can say that?
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Janet wrote:
Shiv wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

am i doing it right?
nope
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman :2cool4u:
Oh oh, let me get this straight, so you're dating a guy so you can say that?
im not dating a guy....
im datin a gurl
shez hawt

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Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
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Bass Cone wrote:Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
so has a female double posting :devious:

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Shiv wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
so has a female double posting :devious:
shit how did that happen? :lol!:
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Haha, I'm a transvestite so none of your jokes affect me!



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Bass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

am i doing it right?
Rofl!
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