First date gah!
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First date gah!
so i had this "relationship" with a girl in 8th grade.... wasnt much. just hung out a couple times, then she broke up with me. i asked her out again (ima freshman in college), and she said yes. now our first date is this saturday. we're goin out for pizza. any serious suggestions/ things i can do so i dont fuck up?
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Re: First date gah!
Rape.
Just kidding. Just relax and act like you have nothing to lose.
Just kidding. Just relax and act like you have nothing to lose.
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Cheesy but be yourself.
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Keep the conversation going but don't ramble.
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Re: First date gah!
If you drive, turn on First Date by Blink-182 when you pick her up.
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i was just thinking that!!!!Gunner wrote:If you drive, turn on First Date by Blink-182 when you pick her up.
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bring protection.
you never know when a mugger is gonna mug you so have protection just in case you need to pop a cap in the guys ass. Shiv go to Pepes in New Haven on Wooster Street. Best Pizza in CT
you never know when a mugger is gonna mug you so have protection just in case you need to pop a cap in the guys ass. Shiv go to Pepes in New Haven on Wooster Street. Best Pizza in CT
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misleading..... condom =\CIRCUITzach wrote:bring protection.
goin to renos on the post roadCIRCUITzach wrote:you never know when a mugger is gonna mug you so have protection just in case you need to pop a cap in the guys ass. Shiv go to Pepes in New Haven on Wooster Street. Best Pizza in CT
apparently it has legit pizza
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this hahahahaGunner wrote:If you drive, turn on First Date by Blink-182 when you pick her up.
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Anyone notice this is the wrong section? Lol.
Btw, you should just chill. If she said yes to you then she might like you and the whole thing will go well.
Btw, you should just chill. If she said yes to you then she might like you and the whole thing will go well.
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MAN, I LOL'D SO FUCKIN' HARD!Da_Aman wrote:Keep the conversation going but don't ramble.
not because what you said is funny, it's mainly because you're 12. No offense.
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Fuck Nuts, Got Nipples? wrote:MAN, I LOL'D SO FUCKIN' HARD!Da_Aman wrote:Keep the conversation going but don't ramble.
not because what you said is funny, it's mainly because you're 12. No offense.
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Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
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this is how it goes down in the UK. FUCK DEM BITCHESMax wrote:Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
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dont be a douche, just relax and everything will be alright and if something goes wrong ask for the help of uncle vodka
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just don't ask for too much ehlp off uncle vodka, you don't want to whitey in her face. or even worse, your little soldier might not come out to play.
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personal experience ? jk<3bobbyjames wrote:just don't ask for too much ehlp off uncle vodka, you don't want to whitey in her face. or even worse, your little soldier might not come out to play.
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