ok this is a song a kid at my school made. it sux!! Watch this video and send the link to all of your friends!! The more hits, the better!! Comments are appreciated!!
Jared lang gets floppy erections around little children!
Hey, it's Jared Lang! I whine and bitch and I'm very insecure! I'm a raging homosexual and my mother has a donkey dick and my father has an inverted clitoris. I play Call of Duty with my boyfriend of 3 years, Matthew Saari. We both like it in the ass, so if you wann try, hit me up.
I'm gonna give a shout out to all my niggers back in Hong Kong. Why toe tai, why toe tai! Bitches! haha I like having a massive erection and I smoke around children in Hospitals!
I like to play Call of Duty obsessively. My boyfriend, Matt, had videos on YouTube with glitches and shit, I do them all the time because he promises me free anal. teehee. I love Matt Saari so freaking much! He's my onion cookie dough boy and I love getting his small not so hard cock in my mouth and ass. He can't grow any bigger so whatever.
For my Occupation, I'm Matt's secretary. He fucks me with a passion unlike any filipino homosexual male named Enrique can fulfill.
City: Matt Saari's fat sweaty asshole
Hometown: Matt Saari's Asshole
Country: Niger
Companies: I'm Matt's secretary. He fucks m...
Interests and Hobbies: Get the SHIT fucked out of me when I'm with my boo Matt. I love you honey! You're my sweetheart! We have gay anal, and that's the only kind I like!
Movies and Shows: Brokeback Mountain fer sure.
Music: My video. Did you see it? It's called, The Moment that Never Comes.....Cums....Matt never cums...he and I always have a squirtfest when we play Call of Duty.
Books: How to enjoy anal with Matt Saari!
no i love CoD4! i have it on Xbox 360. These 2 guys Matt and Jared, they go to my school. REAL douchebags! They spend all of there time on CoD and we joke about it. and Jared made this crappy video for a song he wrote. and we saved it and reposted it and made fun of it and we are trying to have the world see it!!
Shadowblind41 wrote:no i love CoD4! i have it on Xbox 360. These 2 guys Matt and Jared, they go to my school. REAL douchebags! They spend all of there time on CoD and we joke about it. and Jared made this crappy video for a song he wrote. and we saved it and reposted it and made fun of it and we are trying to have the world see it!!
I will be your best friend, dude.
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