Are you going to hell?

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:28 am

Level 3.

A pimp is a good thing to be.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:13 am

oh yeeeeaaaaaa.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Post by **Emil** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:20 pm

I'm on level 6. Got very high for Heretics!

tomhoppus · Post by **tomhoppus** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:45 pm

2712 wrote:Me and tom are in level one. I got moderate for purgatory and level 8 though, everything else was low/very low.

I don't really see the difference between purgatory and level one with this quiz. It seems that level one is for non believers where believers go to purgatory. That being said, shouldn't answering yes to the question about believing in God put you in purgatory?

I know this isn't an accurate prediction, it's almost like those facebook quizzes where they're like "what month were you born in?".

Seriously, I even said I believed in God. Just so I could get a better score. Biiiitches.

Bass Cone · Post by **Bass Cone** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:40 pm

Cheaters go to the 10th level of hell.

tomhoppus · Post by **tomhoppus** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:41 pm

Bass Cone wrote:Cheaters go to the 10th level of hell.

Aka, Purgatory.

Bass Cone · Post by **Bass Cone** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:48 pm

tomhoppus wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Cheaters go to the 10th level of hell.
Aka, Purgatory.

Hahaha I guess it comes full circle after the 9th level.

tomhoppus · Post by **tomhoppus** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:14 pm

Bass Cone wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Cheaters go to the 10th level of hell.
Aka, Purgatory.
Hahaha I guess it comes full circle after the 9th level.

stevie486 · Post by **stevie486** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:12 pm

Level 1

Post by **Emil** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:39 pm

Bass Cone wrote:Cheaters go to the 10th level of hell.

In that case 7 persons in my class will be there. Sounds like they can have a nice chat there. Still I wonder how hell really is.

Post by **Druska** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:16 pm

Emil wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Cheaters go to the 10th level of hell.
In that case 7 persons in my class will be there. Sounds like they can have a nice chat there. Still I wonder how hell really is.

i always thought that hell is funnier than heaven

Post by **Emil** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:37 pm

Me too. It seems to be a lot more party and stuff. You're not allowed to ahve sex in heaven until your wife come there.

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:46 pm

I got the 6th level. Sounds like a fun place to be. The iron walls will keep me safe.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:02 pm

stevie486 wrote:Level 1

lies

Bass Cone · Post by **Bass Cone** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:03 pm

Emil wrote:Me too. It seems to be a lot more party and stuff. You're not allowed to ahve sex in heaven until your wife come there.

if you die without a spouse you're screwed

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:05 pm

Bass Cone wrote:
Emil wrote:Me too. It seems to be a lot more party and stuff. You're not allowed to ahve sex in heaven until your wife come there.
if you die without a spouse you're screwed

haha

Peterr · Post by **Peterr** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:08 pm

Yes. And i don't need to quiz to know that! lol
See yall there!

Post by **Druska** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:17 pm

Emil wrote:Me too. It seems to be a lot more party and stuff. You're not allowed to ahve sex in heaven until your wife come there.

i thought that having sex in heaven would be some kind of sin

jaw knee jak · Post by **jaw knee jak** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:42 pm

level 6 for me, i vote for a big tns meet up there in 100 years

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:58 pm

I'll be there in 5 years.

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