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im gonna enter this pizza eating contest, i have to eat a pizza thats 20inches in diameter or watever. if i do it i win the za for free, tshirt , pic of my sexyself on the wall and free food from there for life. whats the best way to do this?
eat slow and fast for last like 30min or eat fast at beginning?
i can share the pizza with someone, and its in CT so SHIVINATOR! you down?
its in wallingford
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wallingford too far away
its like half an hour drive

easiest way to win: shove the pizza in ur vagaina

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ROFLMFAO^
but if i we're you, id share the pizza with a Fat Ass and he'd eat most of it.
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Eat as much as you can at first before your stomach registers it's full. That's what I heard works.
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turtlehobopirate wrote:Eat as much as you can at first before your stomach registers it's full. That's what I heard works.
True. Just watch how people do hotdog eating contests.

If it's a thin pizza, you could probably stack two pieces on top of each other and eat them like that.
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pizza for life... that is amazing
just takes big chunks off and shove it down your throat without chewing it
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Try not eating for like half a day before hand to!
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i just finished watching a hotdog eating contest ._.
starve for a day,so you can finish the whole pizza really quickly :2cool4u: aww it'll be cool if shiv's gonna join you.
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Tape it plox
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iemnaiz wrote:starve for a day,so you can finish the whole pizza really quickly
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Kira! wrote:Tape it plox

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Shiv wrote:
Kira! wrote:Tape it plox
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you gotta water it down.
no time to enjoy your drink, just use it as lube for the pizza
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how many cm is that ??
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put it in your pocket.
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bobbyjames wrote:put it in your vagaina
THANK YOU!!!

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bobbyjames wrote:put it in your pocket.
your pocket will thank you
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