2. im like a rubrix cube, the more u play with me the harder i get
3. i lost my number can i have yours?
yeah thats it :D
Best pickup Lines??
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C-Note41
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- Instrument 2: piano
- Instrument 3: violin bleh
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Re: Best pickup Lines??
1. if i bit my lip would u kiss it better?
2. im like a rubrix cube, the more u play with me the harder i get
3. i lost my number can i have yours?
yeah thats it :D
2. im like a rubrix cube, the more u play with me the harder i get
3. i lost my number can i have yours?
yeah thats it :D
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Jeremy Kill
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Re: Best pickup Lines??
"C-Could I fuck you???"
Works every time.
Works every time.
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Dylan
- Resident Skumfuk
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- Age: 20
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- Instrument 1: Bass+Guitar
- Instrument 2: Engineer+Production
- Twitter: @dylanb_27
Re: Best pickup Lines??
pretty much recite NIN "Closer"
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Help me
I broke apart my insides
Help me
I've got no soul to sell
Help me
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can't help my isolation
You can't help the hate that it brings
You can't help my absence of faith
You can have my everything
Help me
Tear down my reason
Help me
It's your sex I can smell
Help me
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest
Above the trees
Within my stomach
Scraped off my knees
I drink the honey
Inside your hive
You are the reason
I stay alive
"The missing part of me that grows around me like a cage..."
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Peterr
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- Age: 17
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Re: Best pickup Lines??
Do you work for AT&T? Because your raising my bar.
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turtlehobopirate
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Re: Best pickup Lines??
You're the switch and I'm the light. You turn me on. 
http://xkcd.com/
http://explosm.net/
My masters are Reem and Aaron and they are awesome. My awesome n00b is Gutter Dreams. Don't mess with them.
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ReemFTW
- All Killer No Filler
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- n00b: Minna ;O
- Location: Dubai. :[
- Contact:
Re: Best pickup Lines??
Your mom makes the best babies. 
From Sum 41 at Davos: (well, the ones I thought were funny)
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
I'm like Chocolate, I go straight to your ass.
(I love that smiley <3)
From Sum 41 at Davos: (well, the ones I thought were funny)
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
I'm like Chocolate, I go straight to your ass.
(I love that smiley <3)-
PollyLeaps
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Re: Best pickup Lines??
I'd probably just pull the ones I always do. Say hello, sit with the people, and then when they ask why the hell I'm talking to them, I tell them how much I love little boys.
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CIRCUITzach
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