When You Poke Me In The Eye

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Just a spoof of When You Look Me In The Eyes by The Jonas Brothers.. I wrote it in like tow minutes so it's not that good but whatever...

If the gangs are always out there,
Can I ever be safe at home?
I've been looking for my attacker;
I'll never find him on my own.
Cops can't help me out right now,
There's gotta be a million gangs, it's true

When you poke me in the eye,
I catch a glimpse of my attacker.
Lying on the floor,
when you kick me in the side.
When you hit me in the mouth,
I puke a bit of blood.
I lose my sight,
when you poke me in the eye.

How long will I be waiting,
til you poke me in the eye
Gonna tell you that I can’t see,
in the best way that I can.
I can't go a day without you hitting me;
you’re the guy that beat me up last night.

When you poke me in the eye,
I catch a glimpse of my attacker.
Lying on the floor,
when you kick me in the side.
When you hit me in the mouth,
I puke a bit of blood.
I lose my sight,
when you poke me in the eye.

More and more, I start to realize,
I can run to Mexico,
I can keep my head down,
and it's all because you're by my attacker.

When you poke me in the eye,
and tell me that you’ll bash me.
Everything's fading,
when I’m lying on my side.
When I hit me in the face
I know that it's forever
I just gotta get to Mexico
I never wanna have you find me

When you poke me in the eye,
I catch a glimpse of my attacker.
Lying on the floor,
when you kick me in the side.
When you hit me in the mouth,
I puke a bit of blood.
I lose my sight,
when you poke me in the eye...
Ow…

[turtlehobopirate]

When I read "The Jonas Brothers" I was shocked. But that's pretty funny.