your my bestfriend...

[ninjajoe]

read the story... dont skip to the end and ruin in and if you do dont ruin it for everyone.. its a really happy story about my bestfriend


we do everything together....
i got drunk my first time with him
we got arrested together
we watched porn together
......
straight
......
we reviewed it
yelled at people
made fun of people/kids
fucked up peoples houses
shit on doorsteps...
as i said...
did everything together
sometimes we even slept togeth... in the same bed.
and i wont have that again......

this is the story of how my bestfriend moves away...
its not really a story just some information of what the bestfriend ever consists of....
so here i go
im gonna tell you everything thats ever happened
you dont have to read it...
i made this so i wont forget.

Chapter !!!!1111!!!11 ONE DAMMIT!

When i first met him i hated him, he walked into hockey pictures with bleached spiked blonde hair and an earing.
*homo*
a year later i still hated him, then we actually talked and we got really close

*that was from 4th grade to 5th grade*


Chapter two. teh 1337 partyzorz.

at the end of 6th grade he came to my birthday party.
he and this other kid who was a loser stayed the night.
and him and i beat the shit out of him made him cry
(damn were we mean to him)
then when he fell asleep
we painted his fingernails
and drew all over his face
and drew a big penis on his back
and colored that bitch in
you could still see it a week later

even though we were so close together we lived so far away about half an hour
so i decided to stay at his house for most of the summer... and so comes the next chapter in my story...


Chapter free. free from school that is summer '06 behbeh.

we got drunk for the first time together, tried pot together
i fell down a hill and fucked my elbow and leg (<a href="http://a827.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01 ... .jpg">LINK TO PIC!</a>
again he was there... we went to a party the next day and he didnt go swiming cause.. i couldnt.(goodfriend)

Chapter 4 - The School Year That Pwned.

we finally moved out to where he lived.
and i actually went to school with him this year

this year we...


well the first week of school i stayed at his house because we hadnt finished moving in yet...
we took the same bus the first week
and within the first week we drove the bus driver crazy, so crazy... she swore at us, and grabbed mac and shoved him.
and we caused so many problems
we would stand up when she was driving:
we started Pencil Wars: Revenge Of The Eraser
then that got fucked
and i stopped going on the bus
and she taunted mac about it
"your buddy isnt here to help you now is he?"
then we got her bad
we wiped shit on her 05 mustang convertable
**HINT: when 13 yr olds hate you dont park your fucking bus in front of your house dumbass**
then we ran around school the next week scared as shit thinking we were gonna get caught
we fucked with kids so much
i got a detention the first week of school for tripping this loser fag. (and of course. mac stayed after with me)
we fucked with teachers so much
we would play the penis game
and just be all out bad in class
we hung out everyday
so we would hang out and just make fun of kids all day, so much
most people generally hated us
but oh well we didnt care
we also fucked up school computers
we (i) changed the school administrator's password. *safemode dudez.*
we also would make random noises in class.
so take all that x200!
hanging out with danny and mac on fatturdays rock
because danny has a huge as hell ass and we can only make fun of it on saturday or (fatturday) if you will
so basically all that
then fucking pepoles houses over.
shitting on porches:
throwing things on cars
pretending to throw stuff at cars so they stop and chase you (always fun)
then we were at the park
after curfue and got arrested together
we were always together inseperable
we were also always mean to random people
screaming random things to people
making fun of people and just having a ball

Chapter 5. Georgia Sucks Dick.





















then he had to move...
over to georgia
where we are now



Laughing At The Bands We Hate
All The Spots We Used To Skate
They're Still There
But We've Gone Our Own Ways
I Know It's For The Best
But Sometimes I Wonder
Will I Ever Have Friends Like You Again? - Lemmings - Blink-182



goodbye mac.

[austin]

how bout no

[Zam]

umm... wow...

[Tiny *[Banned]*]

How about NO.

[Tango]

Ha thats so cool
unlucky about your friend tho :(

i hate that

[charle22]

interesting..

[MissWhibley]

interesting..

[Rick]

this guy is a nut job

[Pull_The_Curtis]

fuck reading it too lomng. sorry