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One of the funniest things i've seen in a while.

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Here's an email i got recently:

From MR........SHIDI MUSA.
Auditing Manager,
Bank of Africa(B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
West Africa.

ATTN,

your urgent attention plaese, I am Mr.........SHIDI
MUSA....the Auditing manager
in the bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso West Africa.

In my department, I found the deposited fund amounted
($12.5 MILLION US
DOLLARS) belonging to a customer who died in the air crash
with his entire
family.

However, I shall detail you with the full information as
soon as I hear from
you.

Can you be able and capable to assist me provide your
receiving bank account
where this fund will lodge in your favour?
I shall give you 35% of the total sum as soon as this fundhits your account
and I shall visit you in your country for the shearing of
the fund.
Please this is very confidential. If you are interested,
please forward to me the bellow information's;

Your name:............................

Your country:.........................

Your phone Number:......................

Your tel/fax:...........................

Your age:...............................

Your occupation:.......................

Thank for your anticipated co-peration.
Your's Faithfully.
MR.........................................SHIDI MUSA
respond me thru this Email [email protected]
My response:
This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen...if your gonna scam someone, do it right.

Fucking assholes. I hope you die and burn in hell and Satan rapes you up the ass, tearing your scrotum in pain

Sent from my iPod
The response i got back:
Hello my dear brother,

my dear if you are not interested in this transaction you have to let me know so that i will know hum to contact in Ti's business, thank you very much for your respond mail to me to shoo that you are interested to this transaction with me,

yous sins er
Mr Shidi Musa
I don't know about you, but i'm personally going around to scam sites and bank fraud sites that will flood your email and entering in [email protected] as the email.... (and i think i'll throw in a couple of J!nx's email in there too, (long story.. most of you know it by now))

Anyone want to help?
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Get a girlfriend, Luke.

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there are banks in africa?!!?!?
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yeahyeahsum41 wrote:there are banks in africa?!!?!?
There's a brain in ur head!?!?

lol jk dude.
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madjid wrote:Get a girlfriend, Luke.
get an original avatar :devious:

u stole da_aman's avater nub :confusion:

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Got the same thing in my mail last year. except it was with someone from Australia. Different name. Other stuff.
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i get a lot of emails titled "This is why your fat" and "Meet big & busty moms in your area"
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i got the one from the [cough]"CIA"[cough] asking for about the same thing but i noticed (bcc) in the subject/sent to field. Those guys are very noobish.
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Peter wrote:i get a lot of emails titled "This is why your fat" and "Meet big & busty moms in your area"
i also get alot of emails from you mother peter :devious: :devious: :devious: :devious: :devious:


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LMAO@the way you treated him and he was calling you 'brother' and stuff =P
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Where does this get funny?
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I See Stars wrote:Where does this get funny?
ten paces north and seven paces east
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P. A. T. H. E. T. I. C.
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:hehe:
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Peter wrote:i get a lot of emails titled "This is why your fat" and "Meet big & busty moms in your area"
not interested in moms or women but that made me lol
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I got this one a long time ago.
The most amazing part is that some people actually believe it !!
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Is it just me or do Lucky Charms have a lot less marshmallows now?
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tomhoppus wrote:Is it just me or do Lucky Charms have a lot less marshmallows now?
Dude, you're right. What the fuck?
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