VIRUS PROBLEM PLEASE HELP MEEEEE!!

[Shiv]

okay so i open task manger....

i have some suspicious things open...

adobe acrobat is open, but nothing is running (i know its part of a virus...i guarentee it)
and i have 20 of these open

~.exe


GAH i think im bein spyed on, but fuckin spybot or nod32 detect it

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Boni]

unplug internet cable and restart computer

Take screenshot of Task Manage Process Tab [Alt + Print Screen] then paste into MS Paint and send it to me to look at.

Try this or this

[LTS]

use:

Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware

google it.

[Shiv]

use:

Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware

google it.

yeh i've been using it.
but whenever i go to surfthechannel.com, i keep on getting it >_<

[Jake]

Then dont go to that site, Douchebag.


Jesus some people are dense.

[Shiv]

Then dont go to that site, Douchebag.


Jesus some people are dense.

but....i NEED to go there

otherwise i wont get mu premium

[LTS]

Jakes Right.

If going to a site is giving you a virus...

You should probably stop going to that site if you don't want to have the virus...

[Shiv]

Jakes Right.

If going to a site is giving you a virus...

You should probably stop going to that site if you don't want to have the virus...

lol i have a system now.....

1) get everything done before i upload
2) do a QUICK, FAST AS FUCK upload
3) leave as FUCKING fast as i can

i dont get virus

[Jake]

No.

Just NO.

Thats not how it works you fucktard. Time spent on the site will have NO effect what so ever. chances are the virus woul've been downloaded within a file that is required to display the website.

Oh you make me and my co-workers rofl.

[Shiv]

No.

Just NO.

Thats not how it works you fucktard. Time spent on the site will have NO effect what so ever. chances are the virus woul've been downloaded within a file that is required to display the website.

Oh you make me and my co-workers rofl.

lol

im about to srsly MADD pwn you right now
get ready
(kids look away)


so i go to the website fast....it loads completely and then i close it....
and i scan my comp, and get no viruses

so i went to the same site to look at a video, waited 15 seconds, and my computer got the trojan

PWNT

[Jake]

You clearly dont have any concept of internetz. i should phone your ISP and make them cut you off.

[Shiv]

You clearly dont have any concept of internetz. i should phone your ISP and make them cut you off.

lol i know dude

i just hit the X (stop) button before it finishes loading

im no internet noob (plus, my firewall blocks it now, for some reason lolz)

[LTS]

Again, I"m gonna have to agree with Jake:


Let's updated the score:

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 1

'Still leading baby!

[Jake]

Again, I"m gonna have to agree with Jake:


Let's updated the score:

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 1

'Still leading baby!

I raped your family pets.

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 10 - thats right. i win.

[LTS]

Again, I"m gonna have to agree with Jake:


Let's updated the score:

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 1

'Still leading baby!

I raped your family pets.

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 10 - thats right. i win.

[Shiv]

Again, I"m gonna have to agree with Jake:


Let's updated the score:

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 1

'Still leading baby!

I raped your family pets.

hcs41f: 1 LTS: 2 Jake: 10 - thats right. i win.

...how does raping pets give u +10?

thats like...at LEAST + 25

therefore, i have like, 25,000,000 points


hcs41f: 25,000,000 lts: 2 jake:25