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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, often considered one of the best of all time. He was also an actor and author, and won four Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as insights on politics, the English language, psychology, religion and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5–4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves.

blink-182 made reference to the list in its 35-second song "Family Reunion," which is composed using the words from Carlin's ten-word version of the list and then ending with "I fucked your mom!"

[wiggs1441]

george carlin is god

[Boni]

This is the best funny man I've ever heard

[Gibsum 41]

Why'd he have to die? He was the best comedian EVER!

"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter"

[LTS]

he died in april; this post is a little late... but he's the second funniest stand up comedian i've ever heard

(funniest- Jerry Seinfeld)

[Shiv]

he died in april; this post is a little late... but he's the second funniest stand up comedian i've ever heard

(funniest- Russell Peters)

fixed ur message for u

[Kira!]

he's the funniest stand up comedian i've ever heard

fixed ur message for u

[tomhoppus]

I would fix it for you guys, but I fail at it. Just ask Jordan. <5

[Shiv]

<5

fail??

[tomhoppus]

<5

fail??

It's an inside joke.