I'm Officially In Search Of...

[Kira!]

A fucking n00b.
Yeah. I want a n00b. You may now apply to be my n00b if you'd like.
Of course, if I get no applicants, that's okay I guess. I will just have to delete this topic and make it again in a few months.

Criteria:

Both -
Can not be dicks to people on here. I don't think anyone wants two of me.
Must realize how amazing and egotistical I am.
Can not think that being my n00b means me treating them differently.
Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.
Has to make SURE that they will never want a different owner, because I will not tolerate n00bs wanting to leave my custody.

Females -
Must PM me n00dz when I wish to get them. I like to joke.

Males -
Can't rebel while in my custody. You see, I have noticed women on here are much easier to get along with than some of the males. The males on here get a hint of rebellion in them, and think that it'll be much more fun on here if they talk bad about the mod staff and what not. I know a female n00b wouldn't do that, because they hold themselves to higher standards.

Anyways, have fun. Find me a n00b.

KIRA!

[withchappedlips]

A fucking n00b.
Yeah. I want a n00b. You may now apply to be my n00b if you'd like.
Of course, if I get no applicants, that's okay I guess. I will just have to delete this topic and make it again in a few months.

Criteria:

Both -
Can not be dicks to people on here. I don't think anyone wants two of me.
Must realize how amazing and egotistical I am.
Can not think that being my n00b means me treating them differently.
Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.
Has to make SURE that they will never want a different owner, because I will not tolerate n00bs wanting to leave my custody.

Females -
Must PM me n00dz when I wish to get them. I like to joke.

Males -
Can't rebel while in my custody. You see, I have noticed women on here are much easier to get along with than some of the males. The males on here get a hint of rebellion in them, and think that it'll be much more fun on here if they talk bad about the mod staff and what not. I know a female n00b wouldn't do that, because they hold themselves to higher standards.

Anyways, have fun. Find me a n00b.

KIRA!

Done.

[iemnaiz]

i'm a girlll ahaahh

[Kelly]

You bitch, you're my n00b how am I yours.

[withchappedlips]

i'm a girlll ahaahh

I was pretty sure after the "n00dz" comment I made in the picture thread... but I just HAVE to say something about each of my n00bz.

[Pedro]

I thought kelly's mine?

[withchappedlips]

I thought kelly's mine?

He wasn't even aware that he had an owner.

[Pedro]

I thought kelly's mine?

He wasn't even aware that he had an owner.

We shall share then.

[Peterr]

No one likes you kyle. Burn in hell.

jk of course

[withchappedlips]

I thought kelly's mine?

He wasn't even aware that he had an owner.

We shall share then.

Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.

[Peterr]

I thought kelly's mine?

He wasn't even aware that he had an owner.

We shall share then.

Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.

o harsh words demolish.

[Pedro]

I wanna be your n00b on PD.

Yes, enjoy my comeback.






Now, I'm leaving again.

[withchappedlips]

I wanna be your n00b on PD.

Yes, enjoy my comeback.






Now, I'm leaving again.

Permission granted.

[Jake]

waiiiit! ill take you.

[withchappedlips]

waiiiit! ill take you.

NO.
He's my n00b now.

[tomhoppus]

tom>Jake>kyle
AKA
Deep Blue>Pink>purple

true story

[withchappedlips]

Jake>kyle
AKA
Pink>purple

No.
Purple>Pink.
You're my n00b. I claimed you in the new to the forum thread.
I will make your life hell if you leave me

Jake can have you!

[Jake]

thats settled. i get Jake! :D