A fucking n00b.
Yeah. I want a n00b. You may now apply to be my n00b if you'd like.
Of course, if I get no applicants, that's okay I guess. I will just have to delete this topic and make it again in a few months.
Criteria:
Both -
Can not be dicks to people on here. I don't think anyone wants two of me.
Must realize how amazing and egotistical I am.
Can not think that being my n00b means me treating them differently.
Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.
Has to make SURE that they will never want a different owner, because I will not tolerate n00bs wanting to leave my custody.
Females -
Must PM me n00dz when I wish to get them. I like to joke.
Males -
Can't rebel while in my custody. You see, I have noticed women on here are much easier to get along with than some of the males. The males on here get a hint of rebellion in them, and think that it'll be much more fun on here if they talk bad about the mod staff and what not. I know a female n00b wouldn't do that, because they hold themselves to higher standards.
Anyways, have fun. Find me a n00b.
I'm Officially In Search Of...
- withchappedlips
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- PSN ID: iSeeKyle
- Instrument 1: Microphone
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- Instrument 3: Synth
- Last.fm Username: KyleFTLx
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I'm Officially In Search Of...
but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.
So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,
I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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- tomhoppus
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
Aw, I wish 27 and budgie weren't married.
ConeBizzy32 wrote:Working on your request makes me a PD? I can't believe how small a man can be.Something Corporate wrote: I still cant get into the PD media sec
- Gibsum 41
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
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- wiggs1441
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
sure you can be my mommy (T-Hop is my Pappie)
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
- HEM
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
now, charley has gone i could be your noob
- sum41kicksass
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
i can be ur noob
Steve: "Your's is almost an instrument, it's almost like the guitar. But..."
Cone: "You bang on things!"
Steve: "No, I keep the beat, much more complicated. Plus, I think I've been playing mine longer than you."
Cone: "Ooooh."
Steve: "Yeah, you see, I'm on what's called the intermediate level, Cone's still novice."
Cone: "You bang on things!"
Steve: "No, I keep the beat, much more complicated. Plus, I think I've been playing mine longer than you."
Cone: "Ooooh."
Steve: "Yeah, you see, I'm on what's called the intermediate level, Cone's still novice."
- wiggs1441
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
HAI!!! I asked 1st...
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
- withchappedlips
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- Instrument 3: Synth
- Last.fm Username: KyleFTLx
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
Acoustic Bandit (wiggs1441) wrote:HAI!!! I asked 1st...
Kyle wrote: Criteria:
Both -
Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.
but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.
So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,
I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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- withchappedlips
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- AKA: Official Brand New Fanboy
- 360 Gamer Tag: TeachMeHow2Kyle
- PSN ID: iSeeKyle
- Instrument 1: Microphone
- Instrument 2: Bass
- Instrument 3: Synth
- Last.fm Username: KyleFTLx
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
I will do a part time adoption for you. When sumfan gets back on here, he's all yours. You seem to really want a master that is around, for some reason as I'm talking to you on MSN, and I want anything Charley had because I miss him and want him back here.HEM wrote:now, charley has gone i could be your noob
Do you have another owner? If so, you must demolish that. I want to be your only owner.sum41kicksass wrote:i can be ur noob
Also, are you male or female? How often do you come on here? You have like 40 posts since 07... I need my n00b to at least have a SHOT at passing me in posts someday. You're a fan of the show Friends, so I'm a fan of you. Joey ftw! PM me your answers to the questions, read my criteria for a n00b so you know everything, and I'll adopt you.
I'm looking for more n00bs, also. I want to have as many as I possibly can. I don't care if there's a limit. n00b stealing FTMFW!
but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.
So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,
I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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- tomhoppus
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- Location: In Your Pants
Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
You should adopt budgie and 27.
Then you'd get me!!! :D
Then you'd get me!!! :D
ConeBizzy32 wrote:Working on your request makes me a PD? I can't believe how small a man can be.Something Corporate wrote: I still cant get into the PD media sec
- Childish Gambino
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
I've taken this opportunity to adopt Kyle, so any of his female n00bs must also PM me n00dz.
I also adopt N-27 and take over the N-27 family.
Cry about it
I also adopt N-27 and take over the N-27 family.
Cry about it
Silent in the trees.
- tomhoppus
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- Instrument 2: My aight guitar
- Location: In Your Pants
Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
That would mean Bass Cone is in charge of the 27 family dumb-ass.
ConeBizzy32 wrote:Working on your request makes me a PD? I can't believe how small a man can be.Something Corporate wrote: I still cant get into the PD media sec
- HEM
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
i fall in both thoose catogories! im kyle's n00 and in the 27 family!
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
not over my dead body! i will never give up my title.tomhoppus wrote:You should adopt budgie and 27.
Then you'd get me!!! :D
"The missing part of me that grows around me like a cage..."
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- wiggs1441
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
AND MEtomhoppus wrote:You should adopt budgie and 27.
Then you'd get me!!! :D
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
- Childish Gambino
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
Hmmm, no, she can be co-owner with me.tomhoppus wrote:That would mean Bass Cone is in charge of the 27 family dumb-ass.
Silent in the trees.
- withchappedlips
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- PSN ID: iSeeKyle
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- Instrument 3: Synth
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
Off-topic...Something Corporate wrote:budgie....
Why should conebizzy watch his words?
He's cool to me, and isn't that all that matters on this site?
Except... he does need to be less of a dick.
but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.
So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,
I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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- Pedro
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Re: I'm Officially In Search Of...
I see him as a candidate for the new Kanguv.Kyle wrote:Off-topic...Something Corporate wrote:budgie....
Why should conebizzy watch his words?
He's cool to me, and isn't that all that matters on this site?
Except... he does need to be less of a dick.