Zombie protection

[Shiv]

okay, so i had a retarded dream about zombies and how they attacked me
and, for some reason, i ran into a prison cell, and then the security guard became a zombie... then i woke up

but it had me thinking.... huh, if zombies were chasing me, that would be the ultimate protection!!!
i take the key, and i run into a cell of zombies are chasing me....ITS PERFECT!

post ur ideas/comment on my ideas

p.s. this wont work for zombies that can actually think and plan lol, just the braindead zombies

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

why you gotta post about creepy shit in my section.

[tomhoppus]

Youre right sumfan, this belongs in the media section!

[Shiv]

Youre right sumfan, this belongs in the media section!

but seriously comments?
ideas?

zombies are going to take over the world dammit....we have to be ready!

[CIRCUITzach]

im speechless.

[Shiv]

im speechless.

damn it dont be speechless

WE NEED PROTECTION!!!

p.s. 900 post ftw

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

Youre right sumfan, this belongs in the media section!

Um, I'd like to know when I said it was the wrong section tom.

Can you show me?

[Bobbyjames]

but then your gonna be stuck in the cell, with no food, water or porn. the zombies arent gonna leave if they know your in there. then you'll be fucked. lol

the best way to get away from zombies, is to also act like one, then slowly sneak away. works a charm. budgie will tell ya, lol

[CIRCUITzach]

that might work but watch out for valcanoes since ur from CT. i just made my mom get volcano house insurance.

[Shiv]

that might work but watch out for valcanoes since ur from CT. i just made my mom get volcano house insurance.

XD FAMILY GUY!!

and to bobby....of course bring food and water...
and guns
heres my theory...

go outside for food + weapons + porn
when u come back inside, if some are following u, then quickly run to a jail cell wit the key, and lock urself in
when there is a mound of zombies, then pull out a shotgun and bust a cap in all they asses lol

when u run outta food, then repeat

[tomhoppus]

Youre right sumfan, this belongs in the media section!

Um, I'd like to know when I said it was the wrong section tom.

Can you show me?

Ey....Eh.....Ummmm.....hmmm....


Fuck.

[Shiv]

Youre right sumfan, this belongs in the media section!

Um, I'd like to know when I said it was the wrong section tom.

Can you show me?

Ey....Eh.....Ummmm.....hmmm....


Fuck.

gah there is NO TIME TO ARGUE THIS...THE ZOMBIEEEESSS....NOOOOOOO

[Pedro]

just stop doing porn at night

[Bobbyjames]

just stop doing porn at night

and instead, do someone

[Boni]

I would be okay but what would you do about food?

[Shiv]

I would be okay but what would you do about food?

idk that was part of the plan...

basically u go out for food, like stop n shop (ftw)
then when u get back to ur cell, if zombies follow u then u can be like
"BOOM HEADSHOT" wit ur shotgun

[Boni]

I would be okay but what would you do about food?

idk that was part of the plan...

basically u go out for food, like stop n shop (ftw)
then when u get back to ur cell, if zombies follow u then u can be like
"BOOM HEADSHOT" wit ur shotgun

This all reminds of the PlayStation game: Resident Evil 2.

[Bobbyjames]

if you could quite freely leave your cell to go to the shop to buy jelly babaies, then surely you wouldnt need to go back to the cell to lock yourself in again, you could jus go to a pub or go swimming or something

[Shiv]

if you could quite freely leave your cell to go to the shop to buy jelly babaies, then surely you wouldnt need to go back to the cell to lock yourself in again, you could jus go to a pub or go swimming or something

im saying for extra protection...
if zombies followed ur trail to the pub (like shawn of the dead), then they would be screwed
if they stayed in a jail cell with a shotty, then he would be okay, because he could take them out one by one

[Bobbyjames]

can zombies swim?