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[imgwidth=500]http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l562/Jables41/403511_10151525364716040_1989828516_n.jpg[/imgwidth] Sexy goblin-pope face :2cool4u: [imgwidth=500]http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l562/Jables41/21175_10151525367621040_1500415910_n.jpg[/imgwidth] Me looking stoned with my sexyful w...

It's not the best thing to ever hit the world, but I don't imagine it's categorically the worst :L Self deprecating thoughts in video description...

No :L I'm saying that due to my excessive alcohol consumption I was unable to... Rise to the occasion, and then decided to call my friend in (how I thought he would help, short of doing some sort of sexy man-dance, is beyond me), another friend was already in there for the purpose of 'coaching', but...

You know what sucks? Failed blowjobs :L
It actually turned into quite a spectacle, especially after I, for some reason, called my friend in because I thought he would be able to help the situation :L
Alcohol is my dick's eternal foe...

Ardi41 wrote:happy halloween ! i'm going as zombie jesus !

Picture pretty please

SickofEveryone wrote:Happy Halloween guys!
I don't dress up for Halloween, so no photo for me.

Well good luck getting sweeties out of people with that attitude

blackhawk1105 wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:What are y'all wearing? Let's get posting pics, guys!

I'm pretty sure you don't want a pic of me in my underwear..

You are wrong.
I may show you all my super-de-duper Mass Murder costume if I have time to take a picture and do all the necessary uploadings before I leave.

My Halloween costume is a papal outfit and a bloody axe, I am THE MASS MURDERER! Gosh I'm punny

That hooligan is going to live my dream :( People like you make the world go round. There are more of me ? I am one in 10 billion, considering the end of the world in December, one like me will never be born again, but of course, my duplicate might have walked this earth in the past. PS : Nothing. ...

Druska wrote:As a person who doesn't live in the anglophone world I'm allowed to hate friking hallowen , right???

Yes of course you are
Just wondering, is an 'anglophone' an oddly shaped communication device?

FuckT41182 wrote:That hooligan is going to live my dream :(

People like you make the world go round.

Football related, so I just thought I'd leave this here...

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First paid gig tonight, here's hoping I make enough to fund my Tuesday drinkings.

Gregorovich wrote:Mother keeps emailing me lots of old photos from when I was fat. fml

The only reminders I have of when I was fat are pictures (which my mother thankfully doesn't taunt me with) and my oddly stretchy skin, which for some reason my girlfriend seems to enjoy pulling :L

As your master, I am supposed to defend you and all such things, but you're making it quite difficult for me with these pointless threads. You already have a thread for this band, if someone cares enough about it, they will check that thread.

I think me and my girlfriend are the only people I know who would go into a bedroom at a party after each of us were given a condom, and decide that the best course of action was to jump up and down on the bed and make orgasm noises to convince the people outside that we had hopped on the good foot...

I think me and my girlfriend are the only people I know who would go into a bedroom at a party after each of us were given a condom, and decide that the best course of action was to jump up and down on the bed and make orgasm noises to convince the people outside that we had hopped on the good foot...

I think me and my girlfriend are the only people I know who would go into a bedroom at a party after each of us were given a condom, and decide that the best course of action was to jump up and down on the bed and make orgasm noises to convince the people outside that we had hopped on the good foot ...

Last night's plan: Go to friends house for her 18th birthday and enjoy self. In theory this seems like a fairly simple concept, although I did complicate matters somewhat by giving her toilet a vomitty new paint job (it was literally everywhere), and then in the middle of the night, I can only assum...

Thought I'd watch 1984 (the one with John Hurt) to help with my English essay (not quite sure how), but I've ended up just pausing it on the nudey lady bits and not taking any notice of the plot, themes or motifs whatsoever.
Time well spent.