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I have not been provided with a video. I have backed up your avatar however further punishment will be endured if I do not receive this video by the end of the month no questions asked.

Happy late birthday! And I'm still expecting the video..

On a positive note, she is better than this girl.

Oh my god kids these days piss me off. They're much more stupid, loose their virginity in grade 6, and plot to kill their fucking third grade teachers.

Happy birthday man! I'm going to throw a huge party for you! I have doubts my invitation made it to you however I will send you the pictures from the party!

One more day. Here's a coupon to help you.

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Resident Skumfuk wrote:

R. wrote:Your new profile if the video proof is not provided by the 26th.

Too perfect.. but... perhaps not harsh enough

Well I figured it would get harsher and harsher the more days he holds this off

Please tell me that they were TRYING to cause this avalanche...? :holyshit: It's just "maintenance", it's done often with areas that are used by people for skiing or whatever to release the avalanche harmlessly from a safe distance. I've seen it being done with explosives thrown from a he...

Your new profile if the video proof is not provided by the 26th.

If a video is not provided by March 26th of this year I will be forced to take drastic measures.

Well that was very interesting if I do say myself....

SBMurder wrote:What did the mother say to her son when she walked in on him having sex?

Why haven't you cleaned your room yet

I could see this happening

Ari Gold wrote:you weren't naked, not impressed.

I agree. I'm a disappoint.
In all seriousness though, congrats to you on being in two videos!

Jeremy Kill wrote: Why did the woman leave the kitchen?
She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

Ahahaha I jizzed over this anti joke.
Does that make sense? To jizz over a joke...

Well hello new Facebook status updates and Twitter tweets. :smug: haha, same! What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs. Ahahaha! :glad: I would try Facebookin statusing them unfortunately no one on my friends list would get them, I'...

Wennis wrote:Ahh i heard something like that earlier.. can´t remember the exact joke but ill try:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken does not have the knowledge to know what a 'road' is, neither does he know he is crossing it so actually, no, it didn't cross the road.

That is a good one

TomiT14 wrote:Whoa! Funny how the leak brings so many blasts from the past here.

The new album did not the leak

blackhawk1105 wrote:

Lars wrote:I liked the first two, but after that, they became a bit silly

Pretty much..

Really? I guess no one shares my sense of humour

Anyone ever heard of these? I find them actually much funnier than regular jokes. Although some are very morbid they are still very funny. :hehe: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at...

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